I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7070. | Autumn (act01) | 93.33 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| 7071. | Tanver (potatoe929) | 93.33 | 98% | 2017-06-13 |
| 7072. | joe (joemama2020) | 93.32 | 96% | 2020-08-16 |
| 7073. | Pikston (pikston) | 93.32 | 97% | 2016-02-07 |
| 7074. | MunkyChunk (munkychunk6) | 93.31 | 93% | 2016-08-28 |
| 7075. | A random typist (fard12) | 93.31 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 7076. | Mahdi (idham00) | 93.31 | 98% | 2020-02-17 |
| 7077. | chiba (chibabijo) | 93.31 | 88% | 2016-08-21 |
| 7078. | xd (palmate) | 93.30 | 96.7% | 2023-12-02 |
| 7079. | Diogo (naoseinomr) | 93.30 | 99% | 2021-02-07 |
| 7080. | igs (x7041) | 93.30 | 95% | 2021-05-09 |
| 7081. | Will (williamharp) | 93.30 | 93% | 2017-02-14 |
| 7082. | Lê Việt Bảo (lebao) | 93.30 | 97% | 2016-10-27 |
| 7083. | zehahahahahaahha (gomugomun... | 93.29 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 7084. | jailyn (ballerboy99) | 93.29 | 93% | 2016-03-23 |
| 7085. | Master (smartax) | 93.29 | 97% | 2022-09-11 |
| 7086. | Melon (mailmelon) | 93.28 | 96% | 2024-05-09 |
| 7087. | Anna (rabbitpickles69) | 93.28 | 97% | 2021-11-19 |
| 7088. | Andy (sierrawu) | 93.28 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 7089. | samson (swanson209) | 93.28 | 93% | 2016-02-24 |
| 7090. | Fabio (geomgaegphoenix) | 93.28 | 98% | 2015-04-20 |
| 7091. | AcidSid009 (acidsid) | 93.27 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 7092. | E (wildsuperfire3) | 93.27 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 7093. | Joshuiah (joshuiah) | 93.27 | 96.3% | 2023-12-16 |
| 7094. | touch me (sertouchme) | 93.27 | 98.3% | 2024-03-24 |
| 7095. | Shelby (typo5) | 93.27 | 99% | 2021-05-20 |
| 7096. | Judge Holden (judgeholden) | 93.27 | 97% | 2016-09-14 |
| 7097. | haidanos (haidanos) | 93.26 | 96.4% | 2023-12-02 |
| 7098. | Clayborn (clayborn) | 93.26 | 98% | 2023-03-25 |
| 7099. | George (g_unit88) | 93.26 | 97% | 2023-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |