So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13599. | Phuong (cuti3m00n) | 78.74 | 98% | 2012-09-14 |
| 13600. | 1834 (busey) | 78.74 | 96% | 2015-10-23 |
| 13601. | kdrjordan (kdrjordan) | 78.73 | 96% | 2023-07-21 |
| 13602. | M (maximilian04) | 78.73 | 98% | 2019-05-23 |
| 13603. | xerb (xerb) | 78.73 | 96% | 2020-09-04 |
| 13604. | 青豆 (aydoo) | 78.73 | 97% | 2019-09-06 |
| 13605. | MrPr3sident (mrpr3sident) | 78.72 | 96% | 2017-07-23 |
| 13606. | Ismail (ismailo) | 78.72 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 13607. | Declan (2soup4declan) | 78.72 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 13608. | Eric (isoh) | 78.72 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 13609. | Andrea (aerdna12) | 78.72 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 13610. | fikki (fikki) | 78.72 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 13611. | Emile (hemile) | 78.71 | 96% | 2013-12-14 |
| 13612. | Peter (aloyr) | 78.71 | 95% | 2016-02-20 |
| 13613. | Kelsey (kelseyhigham) | 78.71 | — | 2010-05-17 |
| 13614. | Ceri (ceriser) | 78.71 | 95% | 2014-06-03 |
| 13615. | Max (winstonlisa) | 78.70 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 13616. | NEM0 (saybloo) | 78.70 | 96% | 2020-07-10 |
| 13617. | Lars (aaberg) | 78.70 | 96% | 2021-04-18 |
| 13618. | Sirens (hano15) | 78.70 | 95% | 2013-09-14 |
| 13619. | Pham (zatekusen) | 78.70 | 94% | 2012-09-30 |
| 13620. | Stephen (swankily) | 78.70 | 96% | 2017-03-26 |
| 13621. | Allan Peter Cayetano (phili... | 78.69 | 98% | 2022-07-30 |
| 13622. | Saulius (zemfry) | 78.69 | 95% | 2021-10-29 |
| 13623. | Michael (chupatwo) | 78.69 | 99% | 2020-02-23 |
| 13624. | Rishi (risheezy) | 78.69 | 95% | 2021-02-24 |
| 13625. | Jc (jc31) | 78.69 | 98.5% | 2021-02-11 |
| 13626. | Despacito (mathaddict314) | 78.68 | 96% | 2018-11-06 |
| 13627. | crazygoblin7 (crazygoblin7) | 78.68 | 97.9% | 2023-10-26 |
| 13628. | footage (alpinemilk) | 78.68 | 95% | 2023-04-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |