I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1793. | Tien (thetientran) | 116.21 | 100% | 2021-08-16 |
| 1794. | Fela (felamaslen) | 116.21 | 96% | 2015-02-26 |
| 1795. | Cat (ardemus) | 116.20 | 99% | 2014-04-11 |
| 1796. | Pluufi (pluufi) | 116.16 | 99% | 2022-04-07 |
| 1797. | 박 (urnu) | 116.16 | 96% | 2017-05-21 |
| 1798. | Holder (sdniw) | 116.15 | 93% | 2012-04-23 |
| 1799. | It'sMe (freakinnickp) | 116.14 | 100% | 2022-05-21 |
| 1800. | Jon (allensd87) | 116.13 | 98% | 2011-05-25 |
| 1801. | GAIKOKU (argstrii) | 116.13 | 97% | 2012-03-30 |
| 1802. | Tyomcha (tyomcha) | 116.12 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
| 1803. | (floofyaltaria) | 116.12 | 98% | 2021-10-20 |
| 1804. | (✿◠‿◠) (101202) | 116.12 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 1805. | Mihail (mike1992) | 116.12 | 98% | 2019-05-01 |
| 1806. | ssshanto (ssshanto) | 116.11 | 98% | 2022-01-13 |
| 1807. | Kevin (kchoy) | 116.11 | 96% | 2013-07-30 |
| 1808. | Ayk (calculusnut) | 116.11 | 100% | 2017-03-14 |
| 1809. | Cindy (swaggit) | 116.10 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 1810. | quite fast (edonn) | 116.10 | 99.1% | 2023-08-07 |
| 1811. | Yeah (afn_) | 116.07 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 1812. | call (baconhawka7x) | 116.06 | 100% | 2019-10-09 |
| 1813. | LivewireHush (scarlet_static) | 116.05 | 95% | 2012-04-01 |
| 1814. | tstats[marin049] (marin049) | 116.04 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 1815. | BIZA BIZA (redhulkz) | 116.03 | 98% | 2022-09-22 |
| 1816. | bell (bellol) | 116.01 | 98% | 2013-01-22 |
| 1817. | flakjac dvorak (flakjac2) | 116.00 | 97% | 2019-06-20 |
| 1818. | my dad the typist (pho424) | 115.99 | 95% | 2012-11-04 |
| 1819. | This race is dedicated to a... | 115.99 | 98% | 2014-02-23 |
| 1820. | dead (kyohokuma) | 115.98 | 94% | 2016-12-03 |
| 1821. | Z (zovib) | 115.98 | 100% | 2015-06-25 |
| 1822. | gus (runinbahnxx) | 115.98 | 97% | 2015-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |