The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11584. | mochi_da_black (mochi_da_bl... | 97.41 | 97.4% | 2023-10-19 |
| 11585. | Candy (candlain) | 97.41 | — | 2009-08-05 |
| 11586. | nut (nutretention) | 97.41 | 97% | 2020-01-07 |
| 11587. | Steven (exiledhope) | 97.41 | 98% | 2015-03-28 |
| 11588. | Kasper (kasperjanholm) | 97.41 | 93% | 2016-04-12 |
| 11589. | James (pylonautics) | 97.40 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 11590. | J (bloopblip) | 97.40 | 99% | 2016-08-21 |
| 11591. | czvzxc (singhap) | 97.40 | 98% | 2017-08-23 |
| 11592. | Duy (anthonytom) | 97.40 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
| 11593. | sleepy (gryph0n) | 97.39 | 99% | 2019-10-06 |
| 11594. | Reeves (porio) | 97.39 | 99% | 2021-10-08 |
| 11595. | Teho (matlab_indexer) | 97.39 | 96% | 2019-02-26 |
| 11596. | Tyrone (tyronewashington) | 97.38 | 98% | 2022-05-19 |
| 11597. | Brian (brianpee) | 97.38 | 95% | 2013-11-29 |
| 11598. | akhyaar (annaaru) | 97.38 | 99% | 2020-10-20 |
| 11599. | meiwah (utau) | 97.38 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 11600. | Anders (andersg1) | 97.37 | 97.7% | 2021-02-01 |
| 11601. | svs (svs_manee) | 97.37 | 98% | 2018-01-13 |
| 11602. | pistonsnick (pistonsnick) | 97.37 | 96% | 2018-07-11 |
| 11603. | Tram (kutechicken) | 97.37 | 99% | 2013-08-20 |
| 11604. | NG (soultama) | 97.36 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 11605. | Brandon (bwan242) | 97.36 | 94% | 2015-07-26 |
| 11606. | OLDASIANLADYzz (captainpj) | 97.36 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 11607. | Grace (gracesaysrawr) | 97.36 | — | 2010-03-17 |
| 11608. | jonathan (cyberpsycho) | 97.36 | 99% | 2019-10-22 |
| 11609. | Josh (fullcasualautist) | 97.36 | 90% | 2016-08-02 |
| 11610. | Kevin (choirdirector30) | 97.36 | 96% | 2011-10-22 |
| 11611. | RIP my friend (reckfulsosexy) | 97.35 | 98% | 2016-02-08 |
| 11612. | Tommy (benmq) | 97.35 | 94% | 2016-10-21 |
| 11613. | Andre (andreandreandre) | 97.35 | 98% | 2021-08-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |