So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30909. | Jacqui (applejakkes) | 50.88 | 96% | 2016-02-22 |
| 30910. | twitch_NotDefense (bravedev... | 50.88 | 95% | 2018-10-24 |
| 30911. | vvv (vaa1881) | 50.88 | 97% | 2011-12-26 |
| 30912. | jayshri (jayshri) | 50.88 | 96% | 2013-09-13 |
| 30913. | henryshort (henryshort) | 50.88 | — | 2010-07-21 |
| 30914. | william (corujawl) | 50.88 | — | 2009-08-14 |
| 30915. | Cally (ncally) | 50.87 | 95% | 2023-05-29 |
| 30916. | leo (sazaluev) | 50.87 | 96% | 2018-05-07 |
| 30917. | atul (jsrvh) | 50.87 | 93% | 2015-06-06 |
| 30918. | Ada (siuying1241) | 50.86 | 94% | 2011-05-08 |
| 30919. | Navid (navidkmn) | 50.86 | 92% | 2017-02-21 |
| 30920. | Jillian (bjornstad) | 50.85 | 96% | 2011-11-19 |
| 30921. | Boris (cg_punk) | 50.85 | 95.7% | 2023-07-28 |
| 30922. | Evan (yeekhai0219) | 50.85 | 97% | 2021-07-05 |
| 30923. | J.A (j_a33) | 50.85 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 30924. | DemecDV (demecdv) | 50.85 | 96% | 2012-04-22 |
| 30925. | Mathew (traoremathew) | 50.84 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
| 30926. | Zeta (zeta_zanix) | 50.84 | 94.2% | 2023-09-23 |
| 30927. | Kachow (suvigya) | 50.84 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 30928. | Caleb (toxicbot777) | 50.84 | 93% | 2020-11-06 |
| 30929. | tasya (tasyaa) | 50.84 | 95% | 2015-03-31 |
| 30930. | Mason (mouamason) | 50.83 | 91% | 2016-10-04 |
| 30931. | Phan (phanthaiduong21) | 50.83 | 93% | 2019-04-06 |
| 30932. | duk (bongoun) | 50.83 | 90% | 2012-10-02 |
| 30933. | Juliet (juliet666589) | 50.83 | 97% | 2016-10-15 |
| 30934. | Long Pham (long29031997) | 50.82 | 97% | 2023-06-29 |
| 30935. | Ninja (ninjawanker) | 50.82 | 96% | 2018-03-08 |
| 30936. | draza (draza) | 50.81 | 89% | 2015-11-23 |
| 30937. | phantom (hrithikhack007) | 50.81 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 30938. | Brojo (brojokm) | 50.81 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |