As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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26016. | abdul (kaium55) | 38.78 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
26017. | vishal (dijjo) | 38.77 | 94% | 2021-12-19 |
26018. | RISHAV KUMAR (rishug) | 38.73 | 94% | 2022-08-01 |
26019. | Dream (dreamcoder) | 38.72 | 94% | 2021-07-08 |
26020. | fahim (fahimskj) | 38.69 | 92% | 2017-01-29 |
26021. | xandy (miyuri) | 38.68 | 89% | 2015-08-17 |
26022. | audran bobo (audran_bobo) | 38.67 | 94% | 2023-03-15 |
26023. | Angela (apreda) | 38.67 | 85% | 2016-02-22 |
26024. | Bifdus (bifdus) | 38.64 | 93% | 2022-09-20 |
26025. | Helen E. (dgood) | 38.64 | 96% | 2015-11-30 |
26026. | burnouty (burnouty) | 38.64 | 85% | 2016-11-23 |
26027. | Kiran (kiranistyping) | 38.61 | 93% | 2019-05-20 |
26028. | Angga (angga99) | 38.59 | 82% | 2016-07-21 |
26029. | Marlo (the_law_ph) | 38.59 | 92% | 2021-01-22 |
26030. | never give up until 200 (ma... | 38.59 | 95% | 2017-08-22 |
26031. | Manish (manish_kumar) | 38.59 | 89% | 2015-08-21 |
26032. | MystyXsoul (mystyxsoul) | 38.50 | 87% | 2015-04-17 |
26033. | Christian (eleanor67) | 38.50 | 91% | 2023-05-15 |
26034. | SteffVz (steffvz) | 38.50 | 94% | 2021-04-08 |
26035. | sutus (sutus5555) | 38.50 | 86% | 2017-02-03 |
26036. | Dymon (demoni) | 38.49 | 94% | 2023-07-30 |
26037. | Prince (princesp) | 38.47 | 95% | 2018-02-25 |
26038. | Might (usermi8) | 38.46 | 96% | 2022-06-21 |
26039. | colin ghanem (colingh) | 38.44 | 93% | 2022-10-27 |
26040. | Ruufa (narwhal_cream) | 38.43 | 92% | 2020-12-29 |
26041. | Daniel (theninjaofsoccer) | 38.41 | 93% | 2020-09-04 |
26042. | ahmed (s7mir11) | 38.40 | 94% | 2022-10-28 |
26043. | Cody (swiffy) | 38.38 | 91% | 2016-10-26 |
26044. | s (sdsdr) | 38.31 | 94.6% | 2021-02-20 |
26045. | Xander (xanderthegreater) | 38.31 | 95% | 2020-04-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |