And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18522. | Marc (haertin) | 81.66 | 97% | 2021-02-18 |
| 18523. | rachel (rachelk) | 81.65 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 18524. | Maikl (maikl_c) | 81.65 | 97% | 2017-07-08 |
| 18525. | K3VIN (bootunstoppable) | 81.64 | 96% | 2019-04-16 |
| 18526. | Nilanjan (nilthedev) | 81.64 | 98% | 2022-09-14 |
| 18527. | Sam (scionprogeny) | 81.64 | 95% | 2015-01-16 |
| 18528. | Mac (xmac) | 81.64 | 92% | 2015-05-25 |
| 18529. | Cole (colemakingprocess) | 81.64 | 95% | 2021-12-11 |
| 18530. | Will (carbohydra) | 81.63 | 99% | 2022-07-22 |
| 18531. | md mahadie (mdmahadiehasanh... | 81.63 | 96.6% | 2023-09-06 |
| 18532. | jaso (jasocanfly) | 81.63 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
| 18533. | skanda (skandarajeev) | 81.63 | 96% | 2020-11-01 |
| 18534. | Ari (aginghero) | 81.63 | 98% | 2013-10-20 |
| 18535. | Daniel (dakiza) | 81.63 | 98% | 2023-03-08 |
| 18536. | sir (zenzir) | 81.63 | 99% | 2021-10-20 |
| 18537. | jimmy_toes (jimmy_toes) | 81.63 | 99% | 2021-04-27 |
| 18538. | FixioMG (fixio) | 81.62 | 99% | 2022-11-28 |
| 18539. | Empirix (empirix) | 81.62 | 98% | 2021-10-01 |
| 18540. | Lucas (doowoop) | 81.62 | 96.3% | 2023-10-26 |
| 18541. | Surya (suryayadavalli) | 81.62 | 93% | 2013-08-21 |
| 18542. | s (slivly.kc@gmail.com) | 81.62 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 18543. | yut (yutszk) | 81.62 | 97% | 2013-10-13 |
| 18544. | THP (gototoilet) | 81.62 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 18545. | Henry (maps600) | 81.61 | 94% | 2014-12-04 |
| 18546. | Mr. (stealthykoalaber) | 81.61 | 94% | 2018-03-18 |
| 18547. | jisi (coldstixx) | 81.61 | 92% | 2013-09-08 |
| 18548. | Joe (cobiejoe96) | 81.61 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 18549. | m (greycubed) | 81.61 | — | 2009-11-08 |
| 18550. | Jung (ihoon) | 81.61 | 94% | 2013-05-03 |
| 18551. | Ole Einar (zyphie) | 81.61 | 99% | 2012-10-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |