See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5503. | Inderpreet (indergnps) | 97.21 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 5504. | Jacob (yourhouseplant) | 97.20 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
| 5505. | Mason (knap9) | 97.20 | 97% | 2024-06-25 |
| 5506. | rohan (roni_goswami9) | 97.20 | 99% | 2022-10-16 |
| 5507. | Hey (veeceebee) | 97.20 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
| 5508. | trick20 (trick2001) | 97.20 | 97% | 2022-02-12 |
| 5509. | carnivorace (carnivorace) | 97.19 | 97% | 2024-08-29 |
| 5510. | Monotarinai (monotarinai) | 97.19 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
| 5511. | Jon (jonthewidow18) | 97.18 | 99% | 2022-10-14 |
| 5512. | Kingpin (bahmandoor) | 97.17 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
| 5513. | brazos party (x___x) | 97.17 | 98.5% | 2021-02-03 |
| 5514. | John (funofagun) | 97.17 | 98% | 2020-09-22 |
| 5515. | David (bigd4316) | 97.17 | 98.8% | 2025-02-05 |
| 5516. | Andy Starr (andystarr) | 97.15 | 99% | 2026-06-03 |
| 5517. | Kawsar (kawasar5685) | 97.15 | 97% | 2024-04-26 |
| 5518. | Thanasis (bernard123123) | 97.15 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 5519. | SURFΛCΞ (surface) | 97.14 | 97.9% | 2023-12-26 |
| 5520. | Rodney (rodneyslafuente) | 97.13 | 98% | 2021-12-14 |
| 5521. | ig: @avocadoglenn (till_death) | 97.12 | 98.1% | 2025-03-24 |
| 5522. | ZI TENG (chanziteng) | 97.12 | 98.9% | 2023-10-11 |
| 5523. | omejeyo (omejeyo) | 97.12 | 96% | 2021-04-23 |
| 5524. | Mahdi (sick0speed) | 97.11 | 97.1% | 2023-12-31 |
| 5525. | goat (icantype_gud) | 97.11 | 99% | 2021-01-15 |
| 5526. | kognise (kognise) | 97.11 | 97.6% | 2021-02-07 |
| 5527. | Alexei (mrzantrax) | 97.10 | 96.5% | 2025-02-12 |
| 5528. | Tach (apppple) | 97.10 | 98% | 2020-05-18 |
| 5529. | Bartłomiej (baryla69baryla69) | 97.10 | 98% | 2023-03-15 |
| 5530. | Mandem (madem) | 97.10 | 98% | 2022-06-03 |
| 5531. | John (molotov5) | 97.10 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 5532. | Philius (phi1ius) | 97.09 | 95.3% | 2025-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |