When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6039. | s3Bz (reganisgod) | 94.13 | 99% | 2021-01-01 |
| 6040. | Lil Boat (law3056) | 94.13 | 98% | 2018-04-18 |
| 6041. | gta (asldkfj) | 94.12 | 98.5% | 2025-05-31 |
| 6042. | dev.cheng (kajjg) | 94.12 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 6043. | bald_capybara (monkeyman143) | 94.12 | 97% | 2025-08-23 |
| 6044. | Joshua (joshuacresse) | 94.12 | 98.3% | 2021-02-05 |
| 6045. | Chad (chadpalmer2) | 94.12 | 99% | 2017-10-15 |
| 6046. | Ceilingfans (whooosh) | 94.11 | 98% | 2019-07-25 |
| 6047. | Peter (habibp) | 94.11 | 99.1% | 2024-09-18 |
| 6048. | Chris (figure9) | 94.11 | 98% | 2019-10-20 |
| 6049. | (svary) | 94.10 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
| 6050. | Nathan Explosion (nathanexp... | 94.09 | 97.7% | 2024-11-14 |
| 6051. | 1 (reforme) | 94.09 | 97.5% | 2023-09-06 |
| 6052. | Blake (skidaddle) | 94.09 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 6053. | ♿♿♿ (kavalan) | 94.09 | 96% | 2019-06-12 |
| 6054. | Aridia (aridia) | 94.08 | 97% | 2022-07-06 |
| 6055. | 🔻Youssef San (youssefsan... | 94.07 | 97% | 2026-03-15 |
| 6056. | eggo (eggokid) | 94.07 | 95.5% | 2023-10-30 |
| 6057. | Weiszy (weisz) | 94.07 | 92% | 2017-03-18 |
| 6058. | SURFΛCΞ (surface) | 94.07 | 97.3% | 2024-03-15 |
| 6059. | Andrew (andrew69314) | 94.07 | 97% | 2021-05-23 |
| 6060. | apoorv (covfere) | 94.06 | 96% | 2023-07-21 |
| 6061. | mightymoistmango (mightymoi... | 94.05 | 97.1% | 2024-01-11 |
| 6062. | Connor (connor12568) | 94.05 | 95% | 2017-08-19 |
| 6063. | 20/20 (2020exp) | 94.05 | 98% | 2023-03-08 |
| 6064. | Derp (derpfanlo) | 94.03 | 96% | 2025-09-24 |
| 6065. | Kaishi (kaishi) | 94.03 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
| 6066. | Philip (thefineline25) | 94.03 | 98% | 2021-01-30 |
| 6067. | Matthew (mwells56) | 94.03 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 6068. | Ryan (riceisgoodman) | 94.02 | 97% | 2022-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |