The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21309. | (mindblast3r) | 69.40 | 93% | 2014-05-03 |
| 21310. | Maxwell (maxdeoliveira) | 69.40 | — | 2009-11-09 |
| 21311. | Do (dekul1205) | 69.39 | 95% | 2021-09-17 |
| 21312. | (nastysnatch) | 69.39 | 97% | 2018-04-14 |
| 21313. | Ketamine (ketamine) | 69.39 | 93% | 2012-04-01 |
| 21314. | (plankrun) | 69.39 | 92% | 2017-04-18 |
| 21315. | Cindy (cindysummer) | 69.39 | — | 2010-06-25 |
| 21316. | (irishaggie) | 69.39 | 90% | 2016-06-20 |
| 21317. | do (donhankiet) | 69.39 | 97% | 2015-04-05 |
| 21318. | (anfun) | 69.38 | 96% | 2022-04-13 |
| 21319. | Thomas (ushsamoht) | 69.38 | 96% | 2019-02-23 |
| 21320. | (growyjr) | 69.38 | 97.5% | 2021-02-20 |
| 21321. | (aminyousef) | 69.38 | 93% | 2013-04-19 |
| 21322. | (jiao) | 69.38 | 94% | 2016-11-06 |
| 21323. | (chipu) | 69.38 | 94% | 2014-08-08 |
| 21324. | (am350809) | 69.38 | 95% | 2018-05-06 |
| 21325. | Aidan (aidanvyas) | 69.37 | 96% | 2022-12-01 |
| 21326. | (wall_street_bets420) | 69.37 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 21327. | Eric (ericnosarcasm) | 69.37 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
| 21328. | (moving_on) | 69.37 | 96% | 2016-07-01 |
| 21329. | (suprsi) | 69.37 | 97% | 2012-02-18 |
| 21330. | (maikl_c) | 69.37 | 96% | 2017-06-25 |
| 21331. | (ghostganzo) | 69.37 | 94% | 2016-09-07 |
| 21332. | (cosmonought) | 69.36 | 93% | 2016-07-26 |
| 21333. | (x3tsubasa) | 69.36 | 94% | 2016-12-22 |
| 21334. | (purple_gorilla21) | 69.36 | 96% | 2021-05-23 |
| 21335. | (phuongdong008) | 69.36 | 94% | 2012-04-22 |
| 21336. | (envynav) | 69.35 | 97% | 2022-04-26 |
| 21337. | (darkside07) | 69.35 | 96% | 2021-05-25 |
| 21338. | Memperor (memeemperor) | 69.35 | 96% | 2022-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |