The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5522. | Rainbow (rainbowpoop) | 100.88 | 94% | 2016-09-02 |
| 5523. | Jason (lemonlime) | 100.88 | 95% | 2013-04-03 |
| 5524. | Dan (dulcimer) | 100.88 | 97% | 2012-05-03 |
| 5525. | Steve (stlewis1121) | 100.87 | 98% | 2015-03-18 |
| 5526. | Cid (cidneon) | 100.87 | 98% | 2022-03-19 |
| 5527. | acsim (acsim) | 100.87 | 98% | 2015-06-28 |
| 5528. | Jurina (xxkhaoticrinoxx) | 100.87 | 95% | 2011-07-12 |
| 5529. | Rachel (warm_diarrhea) | 100.87 | 98% | 2012-07-17 |
| 5530. | Czar (czarlol) | 100.86 | 98% | 2016-01-09 |
| 5531. | TahirIqbal (tahiriqbal) | 100.86 | 98% | 2014-07-04 |
| 5532. | (thegumbygoliath) | 100.86 | 97% | 2017-06-16 |
| 5533. | Shawn (lilshawnb) | 100.85 | 95% | 2011-05-03 |
| 5534. | Thomas (xmershonx) | 100.85 | 96% | 2015-06-12 |
| 5535. | RakibimTHY (tekrakibimthy) | 100.84 | 95% | 2015-05-12 |
| 5536. | Slurms (slurms) | 100.84 | 94% | 2012-10-09 |
| 5537. | Jacob (jkhindo64) | 100.84 | 99% | 2022-05-18 |
| 5538. | Sypher (sypher) | 100.83 | — | 2009-11-10 |
| 5539. | Nenin (supras) | 100.83 | — | 2011-04-24 |
| 5540. | marius (marius_) | 100.83 | 97% | 2012-04-15 |
| 5541. | 100WPM (100wpm) | 100.83 | — | 2009-04-02 |
| 5542. | Marc (ratshepard) | 100.82 | 99% | 2021-10-05 |
| 5543. | Saif (sayfan) | 100.82 | 85% | 2015-11-01 |
| 5544. | bleh (devcappy) | 100.81 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 5545. | Benson (astriker) | 100.81 | 97% | 2018-08-14 |
| 5546. | Will (greggaz) | 100.81 | 99% | 2022-03-14 |
| 5547. | Nick (spirk) | 100.80 | 98% | 2017-06-28 |
| 5548. | jack18 (jack18) | 100.80 | 99% | 2022-08-19 |
| 5549. | Nagaku (nagaku) | 100.80 | 98% | 2022-05-14 |
| 5550. | Fisty (fisty) | 100.80 | 94% | 2012-05-16 |
| 5551. | Dap (david26) | 100.80 | — | 2011-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |