So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2210. | Norman (r1v372) | 112.37 | 91% | 2012-03-06 |
| 2211. | David (namisdavid) | 112.36 | 99% | 2014-07-09 |
| 2212. | Andy (scimister) | 112.35 | 94% | 2013-01-21 |
| 2213. | Andy (demonicegg) | 112.35 | — | 2009-06-02 |
| 2214. | armin (fx_skrrt) | 112.35 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
| 2215. | Pawi (pawiboy36) | 112.35 | 99% | 2013-12-13 |
| 2216. | gize (gize_gudal) | 112.34 | 97% | 2012-07-07 |
| 2217. | Performance Anxiety (swneme... | 112.34 | 91% | 2014-02-15 |
| 2218. | Amanda (mandapanda806) | 112.33 | — | 2009-10-19 |
| 2219. | dead (karovin) | 112.33 | 98% | 2018-03-22 |
| 2220. | Eric (erlim) | 112.33 | — | 2011-04-16 |
| 2221. | johnny (buttprince) | 112.31 | 98% | 2020-10-18 |
| 2222. | Daniel (danielxzt) | 112.31 | 99% | 2023-04-07 |
| 2223. | aliN (ali_norouzi) | 112.30 | 96% | 2014-04-19 |
| 2224. | Rachael (bridgegirl) | 112.30 | — | 2009-05-01 |
| 2225. | Polina (uniquesnowflake) | 112.30 | 98% | 2020-03-26 |
| 2226. | ikke (mecduval) | 112.29 | 98% | 2011-10-19 |
| 2227. | Rebant (supervisor) | 112.29 | 92% | 2011-11-21 |
| 2228. | Andy (onkeisama) | 112.29 | 98% | 2017-05-19 |
| 2229. | Hipz (kahipz) | 112.28 | 93% | 2017-02-03 |
| 2230. | Alexis (1018995) | 112.28 | 98% | 2017-07-17 |
| 2231. | Vi (blackdog444) | 112.28 | 99% | 2022-09-17 |
| 2232. | Duncan (dkbrk) | 112.26 | 99% | 2021-10-08 |
| 2233. | Batman (batmanr) | 112.26 | 99% | 2022-12-03 |
| 2234. | milmilgottagofast (milmilgo... | 112.26 | 100% | 2016-07-14 |
| 2235. | marvin (magnimarve) | 112.25 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 2236. | Niki (aplusbi) | 112.24 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 2237. | arps (arpz) | 112.22 | 93% | 2012-07-17 |
| 2238. | Molly (mollybolly) | 112.22 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 2239. | eltigro (el_tigro) | 112.21 | 94% | 2012-04-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |