The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17716. | Christian (enermaster) | 75.43 | 97% | 2015-09-03 |
| 17717. | Brian (heykilroy) | 75.42 | 95% | 2011-10-18 |
| 17718. | danimoth (danimoth2) | 75.42 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 17719. | Day (ichsnonymous) | 75.41 | 94% | 2021-05-30 |
| 17720. | harshil (monsta_001) | 75.41 | 96% | 2022-02-05 |
| 17721. | Minjae (tf2_mandeokyi) | 75.41 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| 17722. | grapes! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:... | 75.41 | 88% | 2014-08-05 |
| 17723. | max (max_el) | 75.40 | 96% | 2022-08-10 |
| 17724. | A (dabzd) | 75.40 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
| 17725. | phoenix (stdagger) | 75.40 | 95% | 2023-04-26 |
| 17726. | lekshuu (lekshuu) | 75.40 | 96% | 2023-01-12 |
| 17727. | Chembo (chembo) | 75.39 | 97.1% | 2021-03-03 |
| 17728. | Yaron (yaronwittenstein) | 75.39 | 97.5% | 2021-01-30 |
| 17729. | Chris (aqueous_axe) | 75.39 | 92% | 2015-08-07 |
| 17730. | Josh (joslemon) | 75.39 | 95% | 2015-07-11 |
| 17731. | Avi (avuvos) | 75.39 | 94% | 2016-06-10 |
| 17732. | Frank (franktank840) | 75.38 | 95% | 2017-12-12 |
| 17733. | Amit (supernova21) | 75.38 | 97% | 2022-08-07 |
| 17734. | stop quitting (phrosnite) | 75.38 | 96% | 2014-07-15 |
| 17735. | gabe (knbx) | 75.38 | 95% | 2021-02-24 |
| 17736. | Grant (bleakinnovation) | 75.38 | 97% | 2016-01-11 |
| 17737. | Sorin (sorethe2) | 75.38 | 93% | 2012-10-01 |
| 17738. | Polar (polar_6275) | 75.37 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
| 17739. | micaela (janismine) | 75.37 | 95% | 2021-09-13 |
| 17740. | Sonia (swagaholik) | 75.37 | 95.1% | 2021-02-07 |
| 17741. | mekineggs (mekineggs) | 75.36 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 17742. | Lalit Singh (lalitsr24) | 75.36 | 95% | 2023-03-01 |
| 17743. | N (crazycalm007) | 75.36 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 17744. | Athanasia (athanasialaras) | 75.36 | 98.1% | 2021-01-29 |
| 17745. | HMM (hmaullon_cl) | 75.36 | 95% | 2015-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |