So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11690. | atoi (atoi) | 82.35 | 97% | 2016-07-24 |
| 11691. | Brad (bwolo) | 82.34 | 89% | 2016-03-02 |
| 11692. | . (terminal201820) | 82.34 | 95% | 2018-12-11 |
| 11693. | Goon (shemamugabo) | 82.34 | 97% | 2014-05-03 |
| 11694. | Ivan (expl1icity) | 82.34 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
| 11695. | Ruihang (masterjh5574) | 82.34 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 11696. | Gary (prtuc2) | 82.34 | 98% | 2023-07-13 |
| 11697. | Fernando (zagam) | 82.34 | — | 2008-11-13 |
| 11698. | Kobus (klabuschagne) | 82.34 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 11699. | Koinu (koinu93) | 82.33 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
| 11700. | dooj1337 (dooj1337) | 82.33 | 95% | 2022-11-11 |
| 11701. | InsaneBiff (insanebiff) | 82.33 | 94% | 2017-03-18 |
| 11702. | dylan (underzerdo) | 82.33 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 11703. | Anders (andersg1) | 82.33 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 11704. | Adam (amon04) | 82.33 | — | 2009-09-01 |
| 11705. | giang (theend_vd) | 82.33 | 96% | 2015-05-28 |
| 11706. | But (butthead2) | 82.32 | 96% | 2019-05-21 |
| 11707. | Sam (sam2001) | 82.32 | 98% | 2019-12-13 |
| 11708. | Hex (amroph) | 82.32 | 96% | 2023-04-01 |
| 11709. | Sandesh (sandeshjoshi) | 82.32 | 98% | 2022-10-25 |
| 11710. | KCUFOTEMOC (kcufotemoc1234_) | 82.32 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 11711. | Bentley (cheesyben) | 82.32 | 97% | 2020-04-01 |
| 11712. | Al Qassam (supermiki) | 82.32 | 97% | 2013-01-05 |
| 11713. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 82.32 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
| 11714. | Joshua Robert (smurfracer) | 82.31 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| 11715. | Daniel (typingdan) | 82.31 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 11716. | bob (sami1010) | 82.31 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 11717. | Geet (geetl) | 82.31 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
| 11718. | Saucter (saucter) | 82.31 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
| 11719. | Rudy (rudyvqt) | 82.31 | 99% | 2012-11-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |