So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23955. | Andy (ukp2) | 62.32 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
| 23956. | Swardy (swardy1221) | 62.32 | 94% | 2016-07-26 |
| 23957. | Rudolf (dartrs) | 62.32 | 95% | 2018-01-26 |
| 23958. | Jaron (jaronc) | 62.32 | 88% | 2013-07-23 |
| 23959. | murali (murali125) | 62.32 | 92% | 2013-08-04 |
| 23960. | Marsall (ninjblack) | 62.31 | 96% | 2019-01-11 |
| 23961. | Josiah (washers) | 62.31 | 98% | 2018-12-13 |
| 23962. | n8nny (n8nny) | 62.31 | 95.4% | 2021-02-03 |
| 23963. | Lua (luaaa) | 62.31 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
| 23964. | Nathan (axewtypes) | 62.31 | 95% | 2020-11-08 |
| 23965. | a (zeug) | 62.31 | — | 2010-07-26 |
| 23966. | Kroenen (zensar86) | 62.31 | 94% | 2011-09-18 |
| 23967. | ys2398 (ys2398) | 62.30 | 96% | 2023-02-09 |
| 23968. | Ekezuke (ekezuke) | 62.30 | 95% | 2022-02-16 |
| 23969. | Justine (jpbaba11) | 62.30 | 94% | 2016-10-20 |
| 23970. | Kevin (ksantos21) | 62.30 | 94% | 2016-11-29 |
| 23971. | Maxi (supermaxi) | 62.29 | 92% | 2013-12-09 |
| 23972. | jTactics (jtactics) | 62.29 | 95% | 2021-05-01 |
| 23973. | Kevin Rendell (hankami37) | 62.29 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 23974. | Mei (fanmeishanyeah) | 62.29 | 94% | 2017-03-07 |
| 23975. | Ben (wippidy) | 62.29 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 23976. | Kaine (kaine02) | 62.29 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
| 23977. | Seth (pandabear) | 62.29 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 23978. | Bao (vroomxd) | 62.29 | 95% | 2017-09-09 |
| 23979. | Friedrich (drmomake) | 62.29 | 94% | 2017-04-22 |
| 23980. | caydran (caydran) | 62.28 | 96% | 2022-11-17 |
| 23981. | Fatma (fatmaozer) | 62.28 | 92% | 2014-11-13 |
| 23982. | Hsuan-Han (hsuanlv) | 62.28 | 95% | 2014-07-11 |
| 23983. | Debbie (debit) | 62.28 | — | 2010-11-30 |
| 23984. | BaltazarSponge (aretu) | 62.28 | 97% | 2018-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |