The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17605. | Ayman (akwah) | 75.70 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 17606. | end_x (end_x) | 75.70 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| 17607. | thinkingds (sohandeshar) | 75.70 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 17608. | Samantha (jjunpie) | 75.70 | 97% | 2020-05-08 |
| 17609. | not gammoron (gammoron) | 75.70 | 96% | 2018-08-25 |
| 17610. | ElPresidente (peterhartz) | 75.69 | 96% | 2022-07-25 |
| 17611. | daikon (daikon_n) | 75.69 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 17612. | Rizos (rizos) | 75.69 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 17613. | Jay (jaythegoon) | 75.69 | 96% | 2022-12-10 |
| 17614. | AA Batteries (aa_batteries) | 75.69 | 95% | 2021-01-24 |
| 17615. | David (wdnch) | 75.69 | 98% | 2022-07-21 |
| 17616. | cool_whip (cool_whip) | 75.69 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 17617. | Josette (ceij12) | 75.69 | 98% | 2011-12-16 |
| 17618. | Pham (zatekusen) | 75.69 | 90% | 2012-09-29 |
| 17619. | Jeyson (canutex) | 75.69 | 96% | 2012-06-04 |
| 17620. | Evil-Earth Dweller (miach) | 75.69 | 98% | 2019-06-12 |
| 17621. | Fernando (fernandocnrs) | 75.68 | 96% | 2019-11-04 |
| 17622. | Ferry (superipey) | 75.68 | 89% | 2013-09-25 |
| 17623. | Olaf (gnafoo) | 75.68 | 95% | 2012-10-06 |
| 17624. | Alibi (alibiyeslambek) | 75.68 | 95% | 2017-11-16 |
| 17625. | Akshit (akshitx10) | 75.67 | 96% | 2022-05-18 |
| 17626. | Angelo (eimusupai23) | 75.67 | 96% | 2023-01-22 |
| 17627. | Evgeny (x1p234) | 75.67 | 96% | 2023-01-20 |
| 17628. | michael (mikeyjohn) | 75.67 | 96% | 2019-01-24 |
| 17629. | nondon (nondon) | 75.67 | 96% | 2013-09-30 |
| 17630. | Tim (xwrv) | 75.67 | 89% | 2017-04-24 |
| 17631. | daniel (ultimumbull) | 75.67 | 94% | 2011-11-21 |
| 17632. | sara (sara1) | 75.67 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 17633. | WELLINGTON (luissluis202) | 75.66 | 95% | 2021-12-19 |
| 17634. | Neon (dragonkingscrown) | 75.66 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |