And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2816. | (dongles) | 122.00 | 99% | 2018-12-03 |
| 2817. | (glaedrlol) | 121.99 | 98% | 2015-10-08 |
| 2818. | Pray Mary's Holy Rosary (ky... | 121.98 | 99% | 2014-04-27 |
| 2819. | (katethegreat888) | 121.98 | 97% | 2012-05-06 |
| 2820. | (dmao) | 121.97 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 2821. | (conflagration) | 121.96 | 97% | 2017-02-17 |
| 2822. | (ultrabum) | 121.95 | 99% | 2020-10-11 |
| 2823. | (brahbrahbrah) | 121.95 | 97% | 2015-04-17 |
| 2824. | 1Malaysia (oo0oo) | 121.95 | — | 2010-02-19 |
| 2825. | gamingsogoodly (timmythetod... | 121.94 | 99% | 2020-02-12 |
| 2826. | Ned (nedfrench) | 121.94 | 97% | 2014-01-02 |
| 2827. | (dabeh) | 121.94 | 93% | 2015-03-01 |
| 2828. | (bsirius) | 121.92 | 98% | 2019-08-29 |
| 2829. | Bojack (uberjoe) | 121.90 | 99% | 2019-02-15 |
| 2830. | (clayboy) | 121.90 | 98% | 2015-04-16 |
| 2831. | (timeload) | 121.89 | 99% | 2018-02-18 |
| 2832. | (jthayer09) | 121.87 | 99% | 2021-10-28 |
| 2833. | (tghetto) | 121.87 | 99% | 2014-05-05 |
| 2834. | youtube.com/pgblanks (super... | 121.87 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 2835. | David (dcohen91) | 121.87 | 100% | 2017-05-18 |
| 2836. | (roadto200noquit) | 121.85 | 99% | 2021-02-09 |
| 2837. | Bizz (bizatch) | 121.84 | 99% | 2013-12-13 |
| 2838. | (flowburst) | 121.82 | 98% | 2022-06-27 |
| 2839. | (renzlor) | 121.81 | 98.2% | 2021-03-01 |
| 2840. | (peterc93) | 121.81 | 95% | 2013-05-09 |
| 2841. | (jjshan26) | 121.80 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 2842. | (dvorakftw) | 121.79 | 98% | 2012-03-27 |
| 2843. | (odium) | 121.78 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 2844. | (joebloe) | 121.78 | — | 2009-02-04 |
| 2845. | (zinaclye) | 121.78 | 89% | 2013-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |