And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27933. | Deborah (debowong) | 66.44 | 88% | 2014-08-15 |
| 27934. | Skilla (skilla) | 66.44 | 93% | 2014-07-15 |
| 27935. | a3.ChimCung (a3_chimcung) | 66.44 | — | 2010-03-19 |
| 27936. | Thiago (marano) | 66.44 | 98% | 2011-11-16 |
| 27937. | bloncing (bloncing) | 66.43 | 96% | 2021-07-31 |
| 27938. | Yellow Flash (gokulkumar) | 66.43 | 95% | 2021-12-27 |
| 27939. | Brian (sonicf312) | 66.43 | 97% | 2019-05-27 |
| 27940. | Upline 사나 (anjoanjoanjo) | 66.43 | 93% | 2014-03-17 |
| 27941. | ~ (katana4teen) | 66.43 | 95% | 2022-05-02 |
| 27942. | Theo (theofromkenmore) | 66.43 | 95% | 2017-09-18 |
| 27943. | Frank (ftcxx265) | 66.43 | 98% | 2013-08-25 |
| 27944. | vroom (papasavvas_15) | 66.42 | 94% | 2022-12-05 |
| 27945. | Yash (royal_ralhi) | 66.42 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 27946. | iamyellowhead (iamyellowhead) | 66.42 | 95% | 2021-12-20 |
| 27947. | ZMM (ariobarzan) | 66.42 | 94% | 2016-02-03 |
| 27948. | sewava (rinosewava) | 66.42 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 27949. | charegg1127 (charegg1127) | 66.41 | 92% | 2020-11-27 |
| 27950. | SuperHyperbole (superhyperb... | 66.41 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 27951. | PrPr (jas6429) | 66.41 | 98% | 2012-05-05 |
| 27952. | Brian (brynhand) | 66.41 | 95% | 2016-09-06 |
| 27953. | Crystal (fourwheelingmomma) | 66.41 | 89% | 2016-06-17 |
| 27954. | Thanh-Nhat (ngothanhnhat) | 66.40 | 98% | 2019-01-17 |
| 27955. | うーろん (urouro45) | 66.40 | 95% | 2014-05-07 |
| 27956. | Noone! << (drone) | 66.40 | — | 2008-11-12 |
| 27957. | Lisi (lisikava) | 66.39 | 90% | 2015-05-15 |
| 27958. | Amir (amirnik) | 66.39 | 92% | 2016-05-09 |
| 27959. | Cerberos (zephyroth) | 66.39 | 94% | 2018-11-02 |
| 27960. | Sean (71xy) | 66.38 | 98% | 2023-08-28 |
| 27961. | Ian (ianthetypist) | 66.38 | 96% | 2023-03-24 |
| 27962. | Cptmaca (cptmaca) | 66.38 | 92% | 2015-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |