I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9743. | Residential (agent_resident) | 86.67 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 9744. | Heol (cryptofu) | 86.67 | 94% | 2017-05-29 |
| 9745. | phobia (mediaphobio) | 86.67 | 95% | 2017-03-11 |
| 9746. | simen (weeooweeoo) | 86.67 | 97% | 2018-10-05 |
| 9747. | Jimmy (jx297) | 86.67 | 98% | 2017-12-09 |
| 9748. | HalfaPencil (halfapencil) | 86.66 | 95% | 2021-07-14 |
| 9749. | ComputerEasy (computereasy) | 86.66 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 9750. | Dimitri (dimittori) | 86.66 | 97% | 2016-06-22 |
| 9751. | . (offoff) | 86.66 | 92% | 2016-10-14 |
| 9752. | maks (boredmaks) | 86.66 | 98% | 2016-05-19 |
| 9753. | 1drowsy (1drowsy) | 86.65 | 97% | 2025-04-03 |
| 9754. | Zicheng (bin_laggin) | 86.65 | 98% | 2019-07-20 |
| 9755. | vince (vondeeble) | 86.64 | 96% | 2022-05-21 |
| 9756. | kr02lc (kreadzz) | 86.64 | 95% | 2022-01-30 |
| 9757. | joshrhily (joshrhily) | 86.63 | 96% | 2023-10-29 |
| 9758. | Peza (peza_93) | 86.63 | 96% | 2015-09-29 |
| 9759. | James (jamoose) | 86.62 | 94% | 2017-01-12 |
| 9760. | Avery (superflytypeguy) | 86.62 | 96% | 2024-07-06 |
| 9761. | Malek (destroyah104) | 86.62 | 98% | 2018-12-29 |
| 9762. | Nick (neepwithin) | 86.62 | 99% | 2021-09-17 |
| 9763. | Jack (sacredpro) | 86.62 | 98% | 2023-02-12 |
| 9764. | Neil (xdestroyer2x) | 86.62 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 9765. | Muzammil Khan (muzammil7841) | 86.61 | 98% | 2025-06-13 |
| 9766. | Fabio (misemono) | 86.61 | 98% | 2016-03-23 |
| 9767. | Faisal (mfaisal_98) | 86.61 | 99% | 2017-12-17 |
| 9768. | Rica (ricajane) | 86.60 | 97% | 2022-09-14 |
| 9769. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 86.60 | 97.3% | 2025-05-13 |
| 9770. | Jay (jayyyyyyyy) | 86.60 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 9771. | Tidus (tidus402) | 86.59 | 99% | 2019-12-28 |
| 9772. | Ed (ed841) | 86.59 | 97% | 2025-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |