Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4802. | Hung (mounthero) | 56.51 | 97% | 2018-04-08 |
| 4803. | Waruno (waruno) | 56.50 | 97% | 2019-10-17 |
| 4804. | krishna (krishnad) | 56.50 | 96% | 2019-06-12 |
| 4805. | Ernest (kevinkrish) | 56.46 | 95% | 2017-11-21 |
| 4806. | Boran (boranroni) | 56.44 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 4807. | Perogy (theperogy) | 56.44 | 95% | 2020-05-18 |
| 4808. | Reckt (reckt) | 56.44 | 95% | 2018-04-02 |
| 4809. | Jen (pink_gemini) | 56.43 | 98% | 2019-05-23 |
| 4810. | Madhu (mathumathik) | 56.43 | 95% | 2017-08-28 |
| 4811. | David (le_zeblitz) | 56.41 | 93% | 2020-01-03 |
| 4812. | Tomas (tomasakr) | 56.40 | 96% | 2019-01-25 |
| 4813. | V (lololz) | 56.37 | 98% | 2019-10-26 |
| 4814. | Moazzam (qwikiquartz) | 56.36 | 94% | 2021-08-18 |
| 4815. | Nune (littlenune) | 56.36 | 96% | 2019-04-25 |
| 4816. | metju (metju) | 56.35 | 95% | 2020-03-16 |
| 4817. | Jim (jimis1111) | 56.35 | 96% | 2019-10-17 |
| 4818. | Leo (ljaysantos3) | 56.34 | 93% | 2019-08-27 |
| 4819. | Jake (superduperjake2) | 56.34 | 96% | 2018-11-02 |
| 4820. | rosee (alexa_730) | 56.31 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 4821. | Denta (dentafujitama) | 56.31 | 95% | 2017-10-16 |
| 4822. | Faissal (faissalz) | 56.30 | 94% | 2019-02-17 |
| 4823. | djessy (djessy5001) | 56.30 | 95% | 2019-05-15 |
| 4824. | Tabitha (teaarebee) | 56.29 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 4825. | Ashwani (ashwani45) | 56.29 | 96% | 2021-08-03 |
| 4826. | Harry (harpreetsingh005) | 56.29 | 95% | 2020-11-06 |
| 4827. | Ezequiel (ezk84) | 56.23 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| 4828. | Md Ubaid (mdubaid_ulllah000) | 56.22 | 95% | 2021-08-06 |
| 4829. | Kamil (xyoustee) | 56.22 | 95% | 2019-04-03 |
| 4830. | Bei (infiniteemo) | 56.21 | 97% | 2018-07-20 |
| 4831. | Rejo1ce (mudithyanki) | 56.20 | 97% | 2020-07-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |