I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2565. | Hohn Jopkins (xictyper) | 83.80 | 95% | 2025-08-26 |
| 2566. | judasxdev (judasxdev) | 83.78 | 98% | 2024-03-08 |
| 2567. | diamondreflect (diamondrefl... | 83.78 | 97.5% | 2024-07-29 |
| 2568. | typingnicholai (typingnicho... | 83.73 | 96.5% | 2024-08-04 |
| 2569. | Manan (mentix02) | 83.73 | 95% | 2026-01-02 |
| 2570. | Mike Hampton (mikehampton) | 83.72 | 97% | 2024-03-12 |
| 2571. | Aidan who just types (aidnb... | 83.72 | 95.2% | 2023-10-23 |
| 2572. | Rubs (rubssuggs) | 83.71 | 97.6% | 2024-02-05 |
| 2573. | kerp (kerp434) | 83.70 | 98% | 2023-09-28 |
| 2574. | Hex (amroph) | 83.68 | 96% | 2023-04-19 |
| 2575. | Glacique (glacique) | 83.66 | 96.4% | 2024-09-25 |
| 2576. | Bazn (bazn) | 83.66 | 95% | 2024-02-04 |
| 2577. | Godlike (godlikee2) | 83.62 | 97% | 2026-01-30 |
| 2578. | nmsl (luciferpan88) | 83.62 | 97% | 2023-07-16 |
| 2579. | Victor (mcturtleo) | 83.61 | 94.9% | 2024-01-25 |
| 2580. | Mew (mewsainbolt) | 83.60 | 97% | 2025-12-15 |
| 2581. | vladyslav (supercoldv) | 83.58 | 97% | 2025-04-04 |
| 2582. | Nico (nlpn) | 83.57 | 97.1% | 2025-05-14 |
| 2583. | Daniel (daniel_789) | 83.57 | 96.5% | 2024-01-17 |
| 2584. | Water❤️Colemak-DH (wate... | 83.54 | 96.8% | 2023-08-12 |
| 2585. | hello (imfeelingunlucky) | 83.54 | 97.2% | 2024-12-03 |
| 2586. | Za (toe_wiggler10) | 83.52 | 98% | 2023-05-22 |
| 2587. | Juho (juhgu) | 83.51 | 94.9% | 2024-06-24 |
| 2588. | Eaglekott (eaglekott) | 83.51 | 97.4% | 2024-04-06 |
| 2589. | Abylaikhan (ho1den) | 83.50 | 95.9% | 2023-10-16 |
| 2590. | Kimahry (kimahry) | 83.47 | 97.9% | 2023-08-25 |
| 2591. | Hayden (bbboi17) | 83.47 | 96% | 2025-12-11 |
| 2592. | L G (lg1207) | 83.45 | 97% | 2024-06-18 |
| 2593. | Duke121 (duke121) | 83.45 | 96.7% | 2025-03-03 |
| 2594. | Amir Zenelji (hercdisclosed) | 83.45 | 97% | 2023-10-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |