So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21627. | Conrad (conrad7) | 65.70 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 21628. | Kinfi4 (kinfi4) | 65.70 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 21629. | Danila (danilakarpeykin) | 65.70 | 95.9% | 2023-10-31 |
| 21630. | Ariel (camori) | 65.70 | 95% | 2016-02-26 |
| 21631. | tiglas (tiglas) | 65.70 | 97% | 2017-07-09 |
| 21632. | Dust (l4sts0ul) | 65.70 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
| 21633. | Jen (jenoglo) | 65.70 | 96% | 2013-11-20 |
| 21634. | Quandale (kerneldude) | 65.69 | 95% | 2022-11-25 |
| 21635. | Starfox (tommyhlu) | 65.69 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 21636. | c (blaf) | 65.69 | 98.2% | 2021-02-22 |
| 21637. | Jetless (jetless27) | 65.69 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
| 21638. | Erlend (eleeee) | 65.69 | — | 2008-09-17 |
| 21639. | Valtsu (copywriter) | 65.68 | 94% | 2020-03-04 |
| 21640. | Fung (keith12321) | 65.68 | 95% | 2014-08-23 |
| 21641. | BC (thunderthud) | 65.68 | 95% | 2014-02-14 |
| 21642. | Josh (sinkadink) | 65.68 | 84% | 2016-03-10 |
| 21643. | Sujan (suzanshakya) | 65.67 | — | 2010-08-08 |
| 21644. | Andy (superchubs) | 65.67 | 92% | 2019-08-11 |
| 21645. | PeiYing (yanglala) | 65.67 | 97% | 2013-07-23 |
| 21646. | Karen (legi21) | 65.67 | 95% | 2012-03-17 |
| 21647. | Porsit (porsit) | 65.66 | 95% | 2022-08-03 |
| 21648. | Felzii (missartemis_97) | 65.66 | 96% | 2022-11-01 |
| 21649. | INDONESIA (nikmat) | 65.66 | 98% | 2012-06-05 |
| 21650. | Petter (crixus) | 65.66 | 95% | 2015-09-16 |
| 21651. | Robert (critsil) | 65.65 | 87% | 2017-01-22 |
| 21652. | Minh Kiet (buimonkey) | 65.65 | 92% | 2015-09-22 |
| 21653. | redfive (redfive5) | 65.65 | 94.5% | 2023-08-08 |
| 21654. | Zenfur (zenfur) | 65.65 | — | 2010-05-01 |
| 21655. | C (pestilence101) | 65.65 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 21656. | Miyu (miyukitkat) | 65.65 | 96% | 2013-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |