So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13785. | Saoubin (subin_) | 78.36 | 98% | 2015-10-01 |
| 13786. | JV (maxmalakas) | 78.36 | 99% | 2018-04-11 |
| 13787. | Dan (gaiusbaltar) | 78.36 | 86% | 2011-12-11 |
| 13788. | mle (personinexistence) | 78.35 | 97.7% | 2021-02-21 |
| 13789. | PropheticNPC (potencity) | 78.35 | 96.9% | 2023-08-18 |
| 13790. | Ivan (hurricane14) | 78.35 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 13791. | Connor (bigringlover) | 78.35 | 97.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 13792. | John (meteorslayer) | 78.35 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 13793. | werpyp_dvorak (werpyp) | 78.35 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 13794. | Jake (jakeidiomas) | 78.34 | 97% | 2018-03-15 |
| 13795. | Keegan (djkeegs) | 78.34 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 13796. | TouchTyping (touchtyping) | 78.34 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 13797. | Tasriek (seanpaolo_22) | 78.33 | 95% | 2021-10-12 |
| 13798. | Bel (stormy) | 78.33 | — | 2009-08-21 |
| 13799. | Flaccidbone (flaccidbone) | 78.33 | 96% | 2018-09-19 |
| 13800. | Candice (cc_1217) | 78.33 | 94% | 2015-05-18 |
| 13801. | Duv (dove_b) | 78.32 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 13802. | k9cb (k9cb) | 78.32 | 95% | 2016-12-01 |
| 13803. | Jeet (jeethathi) | 78.32 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
| 13804. | lol (iknowright) | 78.32 | 95% | 2023-04-05 |
| 13805. | Owen (super_nemo) | 78.32 | 97% | 2019-11-30 |
| 13806. | pigeonss (pigeonsss) | 78.32 | 96% | 2023-05-28 |
| 13807. | abhinav (ddkjfkdjfkdjfdkjfk... | 78.32 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
| 13808. | long bus (sealegs) | 78.32 | 87% | 2014-12-07 |
| 13809. | Kanishk (kanishk101198) | 78.32 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
| 13810. | अज्ञात (bibek_m... | 78.32 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
| 13811. | I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiun... | 78.32 | 96% | 2023-04-28 |
| 13812. | Kishan (kishan1990) | 78.32 | 97% | 2015-04-07 |
| 13813. | Mac (ximamagex) | 78.32 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 13814. | Mun (wayback) | 78.32 | 98% | 2016-11-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |