The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8051. | Brent (brentosis) | 93.49 | 98% | 2013-08-13 |
| 8052. | mole (molestar) | 93.48 | 90% | 2016-03-31 |
| 8053. | //// (francov2) | 93.48 | 98% | 2019-10-09 |
| 8054. | E dog (evan819) | 93.48 | 94% | 2012-03-29 |
| 8055. | pavan (pvsukalkar) | 93.48 | 97% | 2014-09-07 |
| 8056. | badomiso (badomiso) | 93.47 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 8057. | Oliver (olivertee) | 93.47 | 94% | 2016-03-26 |
| 8058. | _(:3) ∠) (neco36) | 93.47 | 96% | 2014-10-20 |
| 8059. | Tobias (laaaveri) | 93.47 | — | 2009-06-23 |
| 8060. | bad_typist69 (walrusniper) | 93.46 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 8061. | Abdulaziz (mubailesh) | 93.45 | 98% | 2023-01-29 |
| 8062. | Paul Allen (xps61092) | 93.44 | 96.4% | 2023-08-12 |
| 8063. | Anna (ayyross) | 93.44 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 8064. | RadiantShadows (radiantshad... | 93.44 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 8065. | Adam (adamcapo) | 93.44 | — | 2009-04-29 |
| 8066. | Austin (ahn94) | 93.44 | 97% | 2014-03-18 |
| 8067. | Bill (sunupsun) | 93.43 | — | 2009-01-10 |
| 8068. | Chronopolize (chronopolize) | 93.42 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 8069. | Uri (laor55) | 93.42 | 98% | 2014-03-08 |
| 8070. | (based) (not_medicine) | 93.41 | 96% | 2019-05-15 |
| 8071. | Dan (danhasalamb) | 93.41 | — | 2008-09-17 |
| 8072. | james (jamesbudi) | 93.41 | 97% | 2015-05-08 |
| 8073. | Will (shadzalt) | 93.40 | 100% | 2020-04-24 |
| 8074. | ogamiseta (samarthos) | 93.40 | 98% | 2020-08-14 |
| 8075. | igs (x7041) | 93.40 | 98% | 2020-09-07 |
| 8076. | Cove (cove) | 93.39 | 97% | 2016-01-12 |
| 8077. | Ocephalus Braggart Flapdood... | 93.39 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 8078. | Streyt (streyt) | 93.39 | 98% | 2011-06-23 |
| 8079. | Newton (nklflips) | 93.38 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 8080. | SteamingPileOfCowDung (stea... | 93.38 | 97% | 2015-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |