The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3628. | PizzaBeast (pizzabeast) | 120.75 | 97% | 2016-02-06 |
| 3629. | Michael (turbobuggie) | 120.73 | — | 2009-05-19 |
| 3630. | cherub (cherub) | 120.73 | 95% | 2012-07-05 |
| 3631. | Shyam (shyamt) | 120.73 | — | 2009-01-11 |
| 3632. | Sir (sirswagger21) | 120.71 | 98% | 2020-10-09 |
| 3633. | John (friendlyfirex) | 120.71 | 97% | 2013-12-23 |
| 3634. | Dylan (coolguybro) | 120.71 | 96% | 2016-08-22 |
| 3635. | blue shirt (blueshirtgirl) | 120.70 | 97% | 2023-01-13 |
| 3636. | Typhoid (typhoid) | 120.70 | 94% | 2012-03-23 |
| 3637. | Dex (Dan's friend) (dexter98) | 120.69 | 99% | 2020-02-21 |
| 3638. | Josh (boxxylol) | 120.69 | 93% | 2012-09-29 |
| 3639. | garz (zerogarz) | 120.66 | 98% | 2016-10-06 |
| 3640. | Gregory (pootis_spemcer) | 120.66 | 99% | 2013-03-29 |
| 3641. | jonny (jlun23) | 120.66 | 98% | 2017-11-11 |
| 3642. | Fred (hpfredz) | 120.66 | — | 2009-04-20 |
| 3643. | Justin (justins17) | 120.65 | 98% | 2016-05-13 |
| 3644. | Sunny (sunnylee0123) | 120.64 | 100% | 2015-11-20 |
| 3645. | Paul Allen (xps61092) | 120.63 | 100% | 2022-12-05 |
| 3646. | Finn (finn_r) | 120.63 | 98% | 2021-04-07 |
| 3647. | Hari (harilol) | 120.63 | 95% | 2015-10-03 |
| 3648. | C (cwany) | 120.63 | 97% | 2012-04-05 |
| 3649. | person (person625) | 120.62 | 99% | 2023-08-23 |
| 3650. | lolow (neworange999) | 120.62 | 99% | 2022-08-25 |
| 3651. | andy (andyh) | 120.62 | 97% | 2014-01-02 |
| 3652. | John Carlo (jcdue21) | 120.62 | 98% | 2016-12-09 |
| 3653. | semi (semilin) | 120.61 | 97% | 2021-06-26 |
| 3654. | James (dvoraknub) | 120.61 | 99% | 2018-01-09 |
| 3655. | Adam (sredniok) | 120.60 | 98% | 2023-03-28 |
| 3656. | ehsaas (_ehsaas_gupta) | 120.60 | 99.3% | 2023-10-19 |
| 3657. | mgcfrg (mcfrg) | 120.59 | 99% | 2014-07-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |