So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34674. | varun (waldon) | 42.97 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 34675. | Juuso (jmheik) | 42.96 | — | 2009-11-12 |
| 34676. | The Q (vatzman) | 42.95 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
| 34677. | khurram (khurram123) | 42.95 | 81% | 2013-10-26 |
| 34678. | kateryna (kateryna_y) | 42.95 | 96% | 2013-08-26 |
| 34679. | Hossain (hossain95) | 42.94 | 96% | 2022-06-28 |
| 34680. | Samer (phantomlemon) | 42.94 | 95% | 2018-03-06 |
| 34681. | Wan (wchtmy) | 42.94 | 95% | 2011-05-23 |
| 34682. | LAHD10 (lahd10) | 42.93 | 95.3% | 2023-09-14 |
| 34683. | tstats[blitztage] (blitztage) | 42.93 | 94% | 2021-01-01 |
| 34684. | Konstantinos (kontak) | 42.93 | 94% | 2019-10-28 |
| 34685. | Steve (winaymarka) | 42.93 | — | 2009-11-15 |
| 34686. | 레나 (hddjec_jfei) | 42.92 | 94% | 2023-07-23 |
| 34687. | Prattoy (novaprattoy) | 42.92 | 95% | 2021-01-19 |
| 34688. | Mark (zhacarias) | 42.92 | 86% | 2015-04-11 |
| 34689. | Pete (bgblokjny) | 42.92 | 93% | 2014-03-22 |
| 34690. | Tom (tomnuk) | 42.91 | 94% | 2021-05-22 |
| 34691. | YoPaPa (yopapnosuck_) | 42.91 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 34692. | Chung (sunnylee) | 42.91 | — | 2011-04-01 |
| 34693. | ElTrappo (el_trappo88) | 42.90 | 95% | 2021-03-14 |
| 34694. | David (davyneat) | 42.90 | 97% | 2016-09-10 |
| 34695. | Jacob (marriedforlife134) | 42.90 | 85% | 2014-05-03 |
| 34696. | Drakka (drakkathedark) | 42.88 | 94% | 2021-06-15 |
| 34697. | Chris (clcastillo) | 42.88 | 95% | 2021-06-15 |
| 34698. | nguyen (nguyenchithanh) | 42.88 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| 34699. | Batkhishig (btkshg) | 42.87 | 94% | 2021-03-04 |
| 34700. | amr (blackmailer) | 42.87 | 89% | 2015-01-29 |
| 34701. | CHETAN (chetanghediya) | 42.87 | — | 2010-12-03 |
| 34702. | ANJAY (ariajoes) | 42.86 | 93% | 2023-04-26 |
| 34703. | Said (porta_said) | 42.86 | 92% | 2022-12-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |