As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7035. | Mark (atj_racer) | 90.92 | 99% | 2022-09-29 |
| 7036. | Be At Peace (spacepajamas) | 90.92 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
| 7037. | Maku (scepticmaku) | 90.91 | 99% | 2024-05-27 |
| 7038. | Mor (morti_20) | 90.91 | 98% | 2022-08-25 |
| 7039. | D (heclapar) | 90.91 | 98% | 2017-06-19 |
| 7040. | Gigolo (gigolo) | 90.91 | 97% | 2016-04-21 |
| 7041. | antifragile (antifragile) | 90.91 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
| 7042. | camsta (camstahamsta_) | 90.90 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
| 7043. | ghuid (stefano27) | 90.90 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 7044. | Oliver (razmemmo) | 90.90 | 98% | 2022-03-03 |
| 7045. | Chick (chicki2d) | 90.90 | 96% | 2021-04-28 |
| 7046. | Shubby (shubby) | 90.90 | 94% | 2016-03-13 |
| 7047. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 90.89 | 98% | 2023-07-05 |
| 7048. | 🐐 (auaomamm) | 90.89 | 99% | 2021-03-07 |
| 7049. | random (randomasdf97) | 90.89 | 96% | 2015-04-21 |
| 7050. | Oleg (braga01) | 90.89 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 7051. | bonboy (bonboy) | 90.88 | 99% | 2015-05-21 |
| 7052. | Sunkithes (sunkithes) | 90.88 | 97.8% | 2023-09-27 |
| 7053. | 5 Thousand Singles (milimo_... | 90.88 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 7054. | Daniel (dninja96) | 90.88 | 98% | 2019-12-25 |
| 7055. | D (des_mc_desu) | 90.87 | 97.6% | 2023-09-21 |
| 7056. | mrgiorgoulis (mrgiorgoulis) | 90.87 | 96.7% | 2025-01-24 |
| 7057. | fat fat fatty (fatfinga) | 90.87 | 98.7% | 2023-09-10 |
| 7058. | Alisa (velvetcake) | 90.87 | 99% | 2021-06-17 |
| 7059. | Cyla (cylaerfiest) | 90.86 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 7060. | Sevix (sevix) | 90.86 | 95% | 2022-12-24 |
| 7061. | Sensei (jjxjacpot) | 90.86 | 98% | 2022-02-23 |
| 7062. | Mackenzie (mackhoyle) | 90.86 | 98.6% | 2023-10-19 |
| 7063. | Janis (vigilante434) | 90.86 | 98.8% | 2024-06-25 |
| 7064. | typing is hard (eric__574) | 90.86 | 96% | 2017-09-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |