So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19565. | (matri) | 68.58 | 95% | 2020-01-30 |
| 19566. | (bzaareg) | 68.58 | 91% | 2016-08-21 |
| 19567. | (vincentsneed) | 68.58 | 96% | 2013-08-07 |
| 19568. | (mindblast3r) | 68.58 | 96% | 2014-04-30 |
| 19569. | (homophobic_teletubby) | 68.57 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 19570. | (d4bb3r) | 68.57 | 95% | 2019-02-22 |
| 19571. | (davie04) | 68.57 | 95% | 2021-04-20 |
| 19572. | Kevin (klm242) | 68.57 | 94% | 2011-06-18 |
| 19573. | (a_jensen) | 68.57 | 91% | 2017-04-21 |
| 19574. | (syderer) | 68.57 | 95% | 2015-05-27 |
| 19575. | (nanerkins) | 68.57 | 90% | 2011-08-07 |
| 19576. | (johny96) | 68.57 | — | 2010-02-18 |
| 19577. | (jeffreyl) | 68.57 | — | 2009-09-02 |
| 19578. | _Carly_ (__carly__) | 68.57 | — | 2009-11-12 |
| 19579. | (applejack42) | 68.56 | 91% | 2017-05-22 |
| 19580. | (amitayd) | 68.56 | 96% | 2013-09-13 |
| 19581. | (mosty295) | 68.55 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 19582. | (imthomasking) | 68.55 | 97% | 2022-01-26 |
| 19583. | (peener420) | 68.55 | 98% | 2020-10-05 |
| 19584. | (sunk_c0st) | 68.55 | 92% | 2014-10-24 |
| 19585. | (kcsdvorak) | 68.55 | — | 2011-04-29 |
| 19586. | (zahirshah200@yahoo.com) | 68.55 | — | 2010-01-13 |
| 19587. | (kosak) | 68.54 | 93% | 2014-09-23 |
| 19588. | (teamskiy) | 68.54 | 95% | 2018-11-08 |
| 19589. | (navia) | 68.54 | — | 2011-01-27 |
| 19590. | (luffy13) | 68.54 | 96% | 2016-01-25 |
| 19591. | (shine_denz) | 68.53 | 98% | 2023-01-19 |
| 19592. | (chevalglass) | 68.53 | 91% | 2015-12-07 |
| 19593. | (dr3w) | 68.53 | 88% | 2014-04-25 |
| 19594. | (shadowstorm) | 68.53 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |