So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26998. | paldepind (paldepind) | 57.59 | 93% | 2012-05-29 |
| 26999. | Kai Le (linus5ery) | 57.59 | 97% | 2019-04-19 |
| 27000. | 777urtaza@fb.com (777urtaza) | 57.59 | 96% | 2013-11-02 |
| 27001. | DanielGolem (danielgolem) | 57.58 | 96% | 2022-01-18 |
| 27002. | FoxandMonk (foxandmonk) | 57.58 | 97% | 2022-01-04 |
| 27003. | Andrew (riceneroni) | 57.58 | 95% | 2019-09-07 |
| 27004. | Elton (haoma) | 57.58 | 95% | 2020-08-16 |
| 27005. | Daniel (killerdann12) | 57.58 | 94% | 2014-11-26 |
| 27006. | GS PVH (skyvn97) | 57.58 | 89% | 2013-12-18 |
| 27007. | Eder (ederbahia) | 57.58 | — | 2008-09-29 |
| 27008. | Kim (kimbe17) | 57.57 | 98% | 2023-07-11 |
| 27009. | Martyn (husseybear) | 57.57 | 92% | 2016-08-25 |
| 27010. | Irene (hersheys410) | 57.57 | 94% | 2015-08-15 |
| 27011. | Maria (marosedvorak) | 57.57 | 95% | 2014-07-22 |
| 27012. | khubaib (gazi) | 57.57 | 99% | 2014-04-16 |
| 27013. | RealForce (firemp) | 57.57 | 94% | 2013-06-07 |
| 27014. | Abdullah (razerxopp) | 57.56 | 94% | 2023-09-02 |
| 27015. | Alice (corrupt_smurf) | 57.56 | 94% | 2012-07-10 |
| 27016. | Hiruto (hiruto_kun) | 57.56 | 95% | 2021-08-13 |
| 27017. | Bumburnyák (vartam7) | 57.56 | 95% | 2016-10-25 |
| 27018. | Jackie (jackie3923) | 57.56 | 89% | 2011-08-08 |
| 27019. | ☠ ₴ u ₪ i ₤ ☠ (su... | 57.56 | 95% | 2012-12-04 |
| 27020. | Aisha (needforspeed_) | 57.55 | 96% | 2022-03-20 |
| 27021. | Aaryan (goatgoat1) | 57.55 | 96% | 2023-10-25 |
| 27022. | failure (pipy26) | 57.55 | 94% | 2021-04-22 |
| 27023. | edward (edwarddd) | 57.55 | 94% | 2019-06-05 |
| 27024. | MJ (mmjj) | 57.55 | 97% | 2013-12-01 |
| 27025. | Ali (ali_r88) | 57.54 | 96% | 2023-03-05 |
| 27026. | No (noslurp) | 57.54 | 96% | 2020-02-08 |
| 27027. | Benson (flowery_robot) | 57.54 | 94% | 2021-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |