As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3692. | Jason (ironfisttexas) | 103.40 | 98% | 2020-01-17 |
| 3693. | Teemu (tpudas) | 103.37 | 98% | 2016-04-24 |
| 3694. | Sheesh (xenosheesh) | 103.35 | 96.7% | 2024-05-28 |
| 3695. | Free Palestine (imamo) | 103.35 | 98.8% | 2024-01-09 |
| 3696. | PR (mrprx) | 103.34 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 3697. | Blitz (athul) | 103.33 | 98.2% | 2024-03-14 |
| 3698. | Max (hooterr) | 103.33 | 96.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 3699. | kevin (fboi) | 103.33 | 99% | 2021-08-02 |
| 3700. | Adridri (eidorian) | 103.32 | 96% | 2017-03-21 |
| 3701. | MS (damanthc) | 103.32 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 3702. | (zesty11) | 103.32 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
| 3703. | Marek (lypa) | 103.31 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
| 3704. | Lin (lin_ming) | 103.29 | 98% | 2021-11-12 |
| 3705. | mael (maelstrom00) | 103.29 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
| 3706. | Hellsal (hellsal) | 103.29 | 99% | 2017-07-14 |
| 3707. | Lotus (iamkim123) | 103.28 | 98% | 2018-01-10 |
| 3708. | sunglass (sunglassdev) | 103.27 | 98% | 2024-08-18 |
| 3709. | Joshua (joshuacresse) | 103.27 | 100% | 2023-05-08 |
| 3710. | KJ (snthaoeu) | 103.27 | 93% | 2016-05-23 |
| 3711. | EatingFromTrashcan (namtrac... | 103.27 | 99% | 2019-04-16 |
| 3712. | DiamondCF (diamondcf) | 103.27 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
| 3713. | Alex (arandazzo829) | 103.27 | 97% | 2016-08-15 |
| 3714. | Katanoshi (katanoshi) | 103.26 | 97% | 2026-03-27 |
| 3715. | TheyGotAlex (harshbarger.a@... | 103.24 | 97% | 2019-06-10 |
| 3716. | da (causenetsofv) | 103.24 | 98% | 2021-05-12 |
| 3717. | Mateus (m_bezrutchka) | 103.23 | 97% | 2015-05-09 |
| 3718. | Penggembala Babi (pengembal... | 103.21 | 99% | 2025-12-27 |
| 3719. | Gabriel (gabgosrob) | 103.21 | 99% | 2022-06-04 |
| 3720. | j (jjsiracha) | 103.21 | 98.2% | 2024-06-20 |
| 3721. | CiscoAdmin (kaszanka12) | 103.21 | 98% | 2020-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |