Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9038. | (chrumatic) | 87.64 | 96% | 2023-02-19 |
| 9039. | (bluebennie) | 87.63 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 9040. | (mybiluhdococaine) | 87.63 | 98% | 2017-12-24 |
| 9041. | huddled (haraldgb) | 87.63 | 99% | 2021-01-26 |
| 9042. | Cole (colerb) | 87.62 | 97% | 2017-12-16 |
| 9043. | (rodingersmg) | 87.62 | 98% | 2021-11-11 |
| 9044. | (bill_slouch) | 87.62 | 95% | 2022-07-18 |
| 9045. | j()p (jop_layout) | 87.62 | 94% | 2017-01-24 |
| 9046. | (momof4brecks) | 87.62 | — | 2011-04-08 |
| 9047. | (angelavsdevila) | 87.61 | — | 2010-05-21 |
| 9048. | (sojucider) | 87.61 | 96% | 2017-04-03 |
| 9049. | (cactusmon) | 87.61 | 95.9% | 2021-02-18 |
| 9050. | (tuaman) | 87.61 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 9051. | (shadowspark) | 87.60 | 96% | 2014-10-27 |
| 9052. | (schlack) | 87.60 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 9053. | (brok3npix3l) | 87.60 | 96% | 2019-12-22 |
| 9054. | (sunfalawa) | 87.59 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 9055. | 鍙仔colemak (hulkct) | 87.59 | 96.4% | 2023-08-22 |
| 9056. | (cwreath43) | 87.59 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 9057. | (mspianomama) | 87.59 | 96% | 2013-02-14 |
| 9058. | stop1it (_dvorak_) | 87.58 | 98% | 2013-08-17 |
| 9059. | (dileepnk) | 87.58 | 97% | 2015-04-06 |
| 9060. | posaidon (posaidon0802) | 87.58 | 98% | 2022-07-15 |
| 9061. | (caseyjnguyen) | 87.58 | 98% | 2017-11-26 |
| 9062. | (aidan_) | 87.57 | 98% | 2016-02-13 |
| 9063. | (sambo60) | 87.57 | 95% | 2012-04-20 |
| 9064. | (bayemirov) | 87.57 | 97% | 2018-06-07 |
| 9065. | Jenerikk (jenerikk) | 87.57 | 97.4% | 2023-09-29 |
| 9066. | (vvjames) | 87.56 | 98% | 2011-06-25 |
| 9067. | (laakos) | 87.56 | — | 2009-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |