When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14120. | Michael (iphen) | 72.77 | 97% | 2025-08-15 |
| 14121. | Mike (leafittome) | 72.77 | 93% | 2016-12-16 |
| 14122. | GAKUSEI (9420nfzg9zgh) | 72.77 | 96% | 2024-08-28 |
| 14123. | jason (jcatiis) | 72.77 | 98% | 2017-08-14 |
| 14124. | wpnwbn (wpnwbn) | 72.77 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
| 14125. | Jack (thefreighttrain) | 72.75 | 99% | 2020-07-16 |
| 14126. | Thang (lhg81hc) | 72.75 | 96% | 2018-04-26 |
| 14127. | Domahost (domahost) | 72.74 | 97.6% | 2025-03-25 |
| 14128. | aargon (sos_nn_sos) | 72.74 | 98% | 2022-10-12 |
| 14129. | Dante (themagnificentkiller) | 72.74 | 96% | 2019-12-24 |
| 14130. | onii-chan (cinnamonorange) | 72.74 | 95% | 2021-11-14 |
| 14131. | nadan (nadanfrenkiel) | 72.74 | 95% | 2023-03-19 |
| 14132. | wilbur (tuncenator) | 72.74 | 96% | 2022-08-02 |
| 14133. | Wezz (w3zz) | 72.74 | 97% | 2017-01-13 |
| 14134. | YuHsiang (louisrt) | 72.74 | 99% | 2018-11-17 |
| 14135. | Manraj (man_123lama) | 72.73 | 99% | 2019-07-22 |
| 14136. | SumRandom (sumrandom) | 72.72 | 96% | 2020-08-31 |
| 14137. | Jdan (mikey112) | 72.72 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 14138. | RENIEL RENZ (leiner_ross15) | 72.72 | 96% | 2022-09-15 |
| 14139. | Sandesh (labradoodle) | 72.72 | 99% | 2021-04-01 |
| 14140. | Nathaniel (natfx7) | 72.72 | 97% | 2017-03-12 |
| 14141. | Boris (cyboris_) | 72.72 | 98% | 2020-01-17 |
| 14142. | Eli (stable_puppy) | 72.71 | 96% | 2022-08-31 |
| 14143. | Jake (jakeidiomas) | 72.71 | 97% | 2018-03-08 |
| 14144. | Textrovert (zasekle) | 72.71 | 97.1% | 2023-09-28 |
| 14145. | Etoragon (etoragon) | 72.71 | 94.1% | 2024-10-17 |
| 14146. | dat (xeochron) | 72.71 | 86% | 2017-02-10 |
| 14147. | Rory (ginganinja1) | 72.71 | 95% | 2017-01-19 |
| 14148. | brian (_brianu) | 72.70 | 94.1% | 2021-02-14 |
| 14149. | Ruslan (trall) | 72.70 | 92% | 2017-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |