So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35545. | Jacob (typing_verstappen) | 38.55 | 95% | 2022-09-18 |
| 35546. | Rookie (rookie_typer) | 38.55 | 87% | 2017-04-15 |
| 35547. | DybVv (vuong02011996) | 38.52 | 94% | 2021-05-18 |
| 35548. | Michelle (michelle1110) | 38.52 | 93% | 2016-06-20 |
| 35549. | wayne (wakim) | 38.50 | 80% | 2013-08-27 |
| 35550. | sarvanan (sararules) | 38.49 | 86% | 2013-10-12 |
| 35551. | Zaid (supremestflame) | 38.48 | 88% | 2015-10-26 |
| 35552. | claess (claess) | 38.48 | 90% | 2012-11-20 |
| 35553. | Subeesh (subeesh18) | 38.47 | 88% | 2013-08-07 |
| 35554. | Trung (mrhunt3r) | 38.47 | 94% | 2013-07-14 |
| 35555. | Allritch (cleritch) | 38.47 | 96% | 2019-07-19 |
| 35556. | fight me (chasetierney3) | 38.46 | 82% | 2015-03-02 |
| 35557. | anh (anh101) | 38.46 | 92% | 2015-07-07 |
| 35558. | ayman (ilovegod1) | 38.42 | 95.7% | 2023-07-03 |
| 35559. | Wilsson (wilssonii) | 38.42 | 94% | 2017-07-27 |
| 35560. | toni (tonia) | 38.42 | — | 2010-04-03 |
| 35561. | sumon (sumonthaw) | 38.41 | 91% | 2012-10-02 |
| 35562. | Austin (mrman1753) | 38.41 | 95% | 2015-06-18 |
| 35563. | marephel (marephelgodinez) | 38.41 | 94% | 2011-09-30 |
| 35564. | Vatsala (vatsala) | 38.40 | 95% | 2021-04-09 |
| 35565. | Lucifer (luc_cooper) | 38.40 | 97% | 2019-07-19 |
| 35566. | Ivo (developer) | 38.39 | 85% | 2014-11-28 |
| 35567. | Eshmile (eshmile_013) | 38.39 | 95% | 2012-03-05 |
| 35568. | Bibek (bibek2) | 38.38 | 94% | 2022-09-02 |
| 35569. | Michael (michaelwhite) | 38.38 | 93% | 2013-04-27 |
| 35570. | Stazenko (stazenko) | 38.36 | 93% | 2021-05-24 |
| 35571. | Chance (chance24) | 38.36 | 94% | 2011-09-16 |
| 35572. | ozawa (yeumautim) | 38.36 | 93% | 2011-09-05 |
| 35573. | nhung (nhung) | 38.36 | — | 2009-02-17 |
| 35574. | sudhanshu (dhansu) | 38.36 | 89% | 2013-02-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |