With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6198. | DipSpitX (zekeopatamus) | 94.76 | 98% | 2023-01-27 |
| 6199. | KD (salanine) | 94.76 | 97.9% | 2024-07-30 |
| 6200. | moneybags (iamworking) | 94.76 | 98.8% | 2023-07-17 |
| 6201. | Kavika (kavika30) | 94.76 | 98% | 2022-09-29 |
| 6202. | AsteroGamer (williamvalerian) | 94.75 | 98% | 2021-12-22 |
| 6203. | John (everderp) | 94.74 | 96% | 2019-03-08 |
| 6204. | Artisan (artisan0211) | 94.74 | 99.1% | 2024-07-08 |
| 6205. | felixdd (felixdd) | 94.74 | 96% | 2023-02-09 |
| 6206. | grace (koald) | 94.74 | 96.5% | 2021-02-13 |
| 6207. | B (archnaea) | 94.74 | 99% | 2020-12-18 |
| 6208. | Eder (edertyper) | 94.74 | 98% | 2017-06-29 |
| 6209. | Martin (watchieboy) | 94.73 | 96% | 2023-03-09 |
| 6210. | Joe (seph_of_joe) | 94.73 | 97% | 2018-06-26 |
| 6211. | Gabriel (oppatv) | 94.72 | 93% | 2017-02-26 |
| 6212. | Ken (i_eat_lights) | 94.72 | 98% | 2019-06-15 |
| 6213. | Josh (soarfn) | 94.72 | 97% | 2019-01-01 |
| 6214. | callithrix (toffeti1) | 94.71 | 97% | 2022-05-19 |
| 6215. | Fuzzy (fuzzysaurusrex) | 94.71 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 6216. | Andy (summermint) | 94.71 | 98% | 2019-11-12 |
| 6217. | Nicholas (nicholasdeethompson) | 94.70 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 6218. | Mark (colemakmark) | 94.70 | 97.9% | 2021-02-27 |
| 6219. | lazhastey (lazhastey) | 94.69 | 98% | 2022-11-22 |
| 6220. | BuffaloPrime (buffaloprime) | 94.69 | 88% | 2016-12-06 |
| 6221. | Icecuber (icecuber) | 94.69 | 97% | 2019-01-20 |
| 6222. | zuta (zuta0809) | 94.68 | 97% | 2023-05-19 |
| 6223. | brzed (brzed) | 94.68 | 97% | 2023-12-16 |
| 6224. | zlyxx (zlyxx) | 94.68 | 98% | 2025-08-19 |
| 6225. | Alec (kingpenguin) | 94.67 | 98% | 2018-11-17 |
| 6226. | Pisit (compisit) | 94.67 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 6227. | Slug (iwilltypefastoneday) | 94.67 | 98% | 2021-05-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |