So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30027. | angst (angstt) | 52.85 | 94% | 2019-06-05 |
| 30028. | Devesh (dev344) | 52.85 | 90% | 2014-10-08 |
| 30029. | Breanne (iuseplover3) | 52.85 | 76% | 2015-06-02 |
| 30030. | naveen (eeneeneen) | 52.84 | 96% | 2022-06-29 |
| 30031. | Mike (mikety1) | 52.84 | 94% | 2022-01-15 |
| 30032. | w0ng (w0ng_dvorak) | 52.84 | 95% | 2022-01-17 |
| 30033. | Kevin (the_pacifist) | 52.84 | 91% | 2012-08-02 |
| 30034. | Matt (mdcfalcon) | 52.84 | 94% | 2016-06-28 |
| 30035. | Damon (newcarsmell) | 52.84 | 89% | 2016-01-29 |
| 30036. | Vagabond (omonbobo) | 52.84 | 95% | 2011-06-07 |
| 30037. | prielajo (prielajo) | 52.83 | 97% | 2023-08-07 |
| 30038. | NotTodayDoc (tuto) | 52.83 | 99% | 2022-12-03 |
| 30039. | Aaryan (ryn1105) | 52.83 | 94% | 2022-03-25 |
| 30040. | Elliot (currie) | 52.83 | 94% | 2019-03-21 |
| 30041. | Guest (nherbe_3) | 52.83 | 94% | 2021-11-25 |
| 30042. | tWINKLE (twinkle_414) | 52.83 | 91% | 2014-10-20 |
| 30043. | Josh (draveenn) | 52.82 | 95% | 2018-01-08 |
| 30044. | Sydney (goldenringlets) | 52.82 | 88% | 2011-12-09 |
| 30045. | Zach (_spacely) | 52.82 | 95% | 2020-02-06 |
| 30046. | Mushu (huamulanmushu) | 52.82 | 96% | 2016-09-15 |
| 30047. | lauklaukan (lauklaukan) | 52.82 | — | 2010-10-29 |
| 30048. | Sultan (sultanbek93) | 52.82 | — | 2010-05-02 |
| 30049. | Jersey (zico) | 52.82 | 96% | 2011-07-28 |
| 30050. | worccx (worccx) | 52.82 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 30051. | Natsumi (nattynutty) | 52.82 | 94% | 2014-12-06 |
| 30052. | kedar (knavlekar) | 52.82 | — | 2010-01-20 |
| 30053. | Peter (dzsuzeppe) | 52.82 | 97% | 2011-05-25 |
| 30054. | Tara:) (taradc) | 52.81 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 30055. | Thiago (tpaulino) | 52.81 | 94% | 2022-04-20 |
| 30056. | Julien (julien123) | 52.81 | 97% | 2023-09-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |