So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34358. | BROWN. (brown_dusky) | 43.33 | 95% | 2023-07-11 |
| 34359. | rad (k8dee) | 43.33 | 95.6% | 2021-02-19 |
| 34360. | bHe (jaysonko) | 43.33 | 81% | 2013-11-18 |
| 34361. | Cole (coleyounng) | 43.32 | 92% | 2021-04-20 |
| 34362. | Michael (michaelcasely) | 43.32 | 93% | 2012-03-07 |
| 34363. | Daniel (danielking) | 43.32 | 94% | 2018-04-03 |
| 34364. | Vishal (vishalbahedia) | 43.32 | 94% | 2017-01-07 |
| 34365. | Tom (tommydws) | 43.32 | 93% | 2018-10-16 |
| 34366. | Michelle (speedless) | 43.32 | 94% | 2011-07-17 |
| 34367. | Ngan (ngan91) | 43.32 | 90% | 2011-11-27 |
| 34368. | Kin (kinleong) | 43.31 | 96% | 2022-08-26 |
| 34369. | dry (need_for_bandwidth) | 43.31 | 95% | 2022-08-10 |
| 34370. | I_love_seulgi (seulgischurro) | 43.31 | 91% | 2018-10-07 |
| 34371. | Kevin (mellamokev) | 43.31 | — | 2009-01-16 |
| 34372. | chealeu (chealeu) | 43.31 | 94% | 2011-07-11 |
| 34373. | batir (batir) | 43.31 | 96% | 2012-11-30 |
| 34374. | Sultan (sulsul) | 43.30 | 95% | 2013-01-14 |
| 34375. | Dia (msyu) | 43.30 | 78% | 2013-05-11 |
| 34376. | Ben (rumpus) | 43.30 | 95% | 2018-10-06 |
| 34377. | Kazem (kazemmech) | 43.29 | 95% | 2022-03-11 |
| 34378. | Luke_ (luke____) | 43.29 | 93.2% | 2023-10-24 |
| 34379. | zin (ziniis) | 43.29 | 92% | 2021-06-18 |
| 34380. | Sky (singhaakash) | 43.29 | 92% | 2017-04-28 |
| 34381. | teytey (teytey) | 43.29 | 89% | 2011-08-10 |
| 34382. | Matt (ultforskuttle) | 43.28 | 93% | 2016-10-12 |
| 34383. | jeff (jvaliente) | 43.28 | 94% | 2016-08-22 |
| 34384. | Akrama (iloveumegha) | 43.28 | 90% | 2012-03-13 |
| 34385. | Wallace (wallacecffan) | 43.28 | 94% | 2016-06-22 |
| 34386. | Jan (latino_dino) | 43.27 | 96% | 2019-12-18 |
| 34387. | rvsbox (rvsbox) | 43.27 | 97% | 2019-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |