So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10776. | Ellen (tjsgkb) | 83.85 | 91% | 2011-11-04 |
| 10777. | mercury (uranianumbra) | 83.85 | 98% | 2022-01-11 |
| 10778. | Chandrano (lawlner) | 83.85 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
| 10779. | Gavin (gavinhardison) | 83.85 | 93% | 2016-08-03 |
| 10780. | Faisal (faisalsharif1) | 83.85 | 95% | 2012-07-26 |
| 10781. | King (kingthiccness) | 83.85 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
| 10782. | Maria (mariaotonashi) | 83.85 | 96% | 2022-02-09 |
| 10783. | peter (mazzmos) | 83.85 | 96% | 2012-12-09 |
| 10784. | Arnon (bonfuifui) | 83.84 | 97.7% | 2021-02-08 |
| 10785. | Scott (a_simple_educator) | 83.84 | 98% | 2022-07-18 |
| 10786. | Zeke (itzzeke) | 83.84 | 98% | 2019-09-14 |
| 10787. | Sean (mathematics0) | 83.84 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 10788. | Vince (novaveteran) | 83.84 | 99% | 2013-01-27 |
| 10789. | Matti (d3_aston) | 83.84 | 98% | 2018-08-24 |
| 10790. | Will (rdtomgrcr) | 83.84 | 99% | 2018-08-18 |
| 10791. | ProbablyButter (probablybut... | 83.84 | 94% | 2016-05-05 |
| 10792. | Joshua (lysergicdie) | 83.83 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 10793. | sarai (yuki3721) | 83.83 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
| 10794. | Sukant (sukant) | 83.83 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
| 10795. | Mishinz (mishinz) | 83.83 | — | 2009-02-18 |
| 10796. | Amy (da_typa999) | 83.82 | 98% | 2017-05-19 |
| 10797. | Derrick (derrickliang) | 83.82 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 10798. | Project (project_racer) | 83.82 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 10799. | William (willrenson) | 83.82 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 10800. | zhata1234 (zhata) | 83.82 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
| 10801. | Zach (zdude27closedrofl) | 83.82 | 96% | 2011-07-27 |
| 10802. | Alessandro (strategicrat) | 83.82 | 98% | 2019-09-25 |
| 10803. | $$$$ (for_fun) | 83.81 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 10804. | Johnny (zerkerzz) | 83.81 | 90% | 2014-12-17 |
| 10805. | Zach (zach10ko) | 83.81 | 97% | 2019-05-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |