I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11110. | 2xchop (2xchop) | 82.32 | 97% | 2022-12-02 |
| 11111. | PengWin (pengwinner) | 82.32 | 97% | 2019-11-06 |
| 11112. | Jenesh (jenesh) | 82.32 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 11113. | Thocc is Bad (mirakoolz) | 82.32 | 98.3% | 2023-11-06 |
| 11114. | Jacob (solace72) | 82.32 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 11115. | will (ballsinjaws) | 82.31 | 97% | 2022-09-11 |
| 11116. | Tyson (lord_chimama) | 82.31 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
| 11117. | lagging bro (2fingaz) | 82.31 | 96% | 2019-09-19 |
| 11118. | Miraneir (curiostity) | 82.31 | 93% | 2017-05-04 |
| 11119. | Amelia (amelia03) | 82.31 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 11120. | numdegased (numdegased) | 82.31 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 11121. | Ninh (ninhhuynh) | 82.30 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
| 11122. | AWP (homerjs) | 82.30 | 97% | 2017-05-05 |
| 11123. | needo (needo) | 82.29 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
| 11124. | Colin (stenocolin) | 82.29 | 99% | 2023-10-09 |
| 11125. | Akri (masterpiggy666) | 82.29 | 97% | 2023-05-28 |
| 11126. | Sujash (sujash03) | 82.28 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 11127. | chabe (halfu) | 82.27 | 95% | 2021-10-16 |
| 11128. | pxxyd3stroier (pxxyd3stroier) | 82.27 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 11129. | DVontre (sttatikk) | 82.26 | 95% | 2019-01-13 |
| 11130. | Connor (cbyrd01) | 82.26 | 95% | 2018-10-29 |
| 11131. | fat bunny (littlemanbigboy) | 82.26 | 95% | 2022-08-27 |
| 11132. | Alexander (codec4) | 82.25 | 99% | 2022-07-29 |
| 11133. | Felipe (felipegomes) | 82.25 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| 11134. | xavier (likexavier) | 82.24 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
| 11135. | Raheeb (hoenchioma) | 82.24 | 99% | 2023-10-17 |
| 11136. | Sean Nigel (sean_nigel23) | 82.24 | 97% | 2023-08-24 |
| 11137. | yikes (yeknom) | 82.23 | 95% | 2021-03-01 |
| 11138. | Charles (colonelviied) | 82.22 | 98% | 2024-12-10 |
| 11139. | Sissel (theonetrite) | 82.22 | 94.7% | 2024-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |