As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20711. | AUDEAMUS (audeamus) | 59.19 | 97% | 2021-02-21 |
20712. | tontin (tontinvicinta) | 59.19 | 97% | 2018-07-31 |
20713. | Adrian (adrianc04) | 59.19 | 96% | 2019-10-12 |
20714. | jai (jaihunter) | 59.19 | 94% | 2018-09-30 |
20715. | A (aadimonk) | 59.19 | 88% | 2015-09-06 |
20716. | Steven (seteven95) | 59.18 | 95.5% | 2023-10-20 |
20717. | Sandwich (marlonbrandoseyes) | 59.18 | 97% | 2021-12-29 |
20718. | Dungo (dungodoot) | 59.18 | 95% | 2019-09-13 |
20719. | Vicente (vicenteteo) | 59.18 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
20720. | Kristian (hawkfish88) | 59.18 | 87% | 2017-03-24 |
20721. | Forty (fortytwo) | 59.17 | 96% | 2022-08-10 |
20722. | Ngo (prankedmama) | 59.17 | 91% | 2016-11-11 |
20723. | Abudlla.Marofi04 (jonsnow21) | 59.17 | 95% | 2022-04-25 |
20724. | Stam (stam_01) | 59.17 | 95% | 2021-05-03 |
20725. | Tam (tam04101993) | 59.17 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
20726. | ♦☺♦ (lookdownnotjustup) | 59.17 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
20727. | Sujal (sujal_fast) | 59.16 | 96% | 2022-01-18 |
20728. | Mandem (mandemz) | 59.16 | 95% | 2023-07-30 |
20729. | Tyler (tri_ler) | 59.16 | 96% | 2020-03-12 |
20730. | divyam(India) (divyam) | 59.16 | 96% | 2016-11-08 |
20731. | Gembrot (gembrotgaming) | 59.16 | 95% | 2017-03-02 |
20732. | Evangelos (es305) | 59.16 | 89% | 2017-03-08 |
20733. | jerael (jeraelrosal) | 59.15 | 95% | 2020-04-25 |
20734. | amaterasu (amaterasu_bear) | 59.15 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
20735. | Its_Timeless (its_timeless) | 59.15 | 95% | 2020-04-02 |
20736. | tstats[vintage_maavirup] (v... | 59.14 | 97% | 2022-08-20 |
20737. | Marwan (marwan_) | 59.14 | 97% | 2019-05-23 |
20738. | Avazbek (a_avazbek_a) | 59.14 | 94% | 2023-08-14 |
20739. | rami (ramiii) | 59.14 | 95% | 2022-05-24 |
20740. | Naziha (nazihamuftah) | 59.14 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |