So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10212. | Jacob (near) | 85.14 | — | 2008-10-08 |
| 10213. | Amy (klibberfish) | 85.14 | 89% | 2013-05-27 |
| 10214. | Wez (kalq) | 85.14 | 95% | 2011-12-10 |
| 10215. | a (yungskrunt) | 85.13 | 96.2% | 2023-08-24 |
| 10216. | Ryan Vanderlois (chickenlil... | 85.13 | 97% | 2022-12-18 |
| 10217. | Fons (fonsie89) | 85.13 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 10218. | Aranyo (chimichenghiskhan) | 85.13 | 99% | 2021-08-25 |
| 10219. | Rikki (rikki_leo) | 85.12 | 95% | 2022-04-16 |
| 10220. | Eric (grooster99) | 85.12 | 98.2% | 2021-02-26 |
| 10221. | Kim Phước (lykimphuoc020) | 85.12 | 95% | 2016-07-23 |
| 10222. | Kyle (howdydoodat) | 85.12 | 97.3% | 2023-07-11 |
| 10223. | robbie (robbiemcfly) | 85.11 | 96% | 2022-04-01 |
| 10224. | Wangus (shaggysuave) | 85.11 | 92% | 2016-11-03 |
| 10225. | boss (jpairat) | 85.11 | 96% | 2021-05-18 |
| 10226. | Lori (lokait) | 85.10 | 99% | 2021-02-22 |
| 10227. | Nick (deadspace) | 85.10 | 96% | 2012-02-12 |
| 10228. | lrbn (lrbn) | 85.09 | 99% | 2021-10-30 |
| 10229. | Zaoxa (enkryptsyon) | 85.09 | 94% | 2020-02-23 |
| 10230. | Keith (giraffiam) | 85.09 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 10231. | (lwycsrc) | 85.09 | 98% | 2019-12-18 |
| 10232. | Kaylie (suettt) | 85.09 | 97% | 2014-07-26 |
| 10233. | Koki (tanon710) | 85.09 | 94% | 2013-04-19 |
| 10234. | Piotr (pmurach) | 85.09 | 97% | 2014-09-14 |
| 10235. | mohsye (mohsye) | 85.08 | 96% | 2020-05-31 |
| 10236. | bean boy (samcrog) | 85.08 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 10237. | Macy (yesmadamepresident) | 85.07 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 10238. | - (sinyanya) | 85.07 | 95% | 2021-03-25 |
| 10239. | Watja (watja) | 85.07 | 97% | 2014-07-07 |
| 10240. | Mick (mickyuille) | 85.07 | 93% | 2011-12-24 |
| 10241. | Andrew (ahalle) | 85.07 | 95% | 2017-05-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |