As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25198. | Noboru8 (noboru_8) | 44.92 | 92.9% | 2023-10-11 |
| 25199. | Ewan (umm_ok) | 44.92 | 94% | 2019-02-09 |
| 25200. | Mary (maalca) | 44.90 | 96% | 2019-05-21 |
| 25201. | Chris (nyctjx350046) | 44.89 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
| 25202. | Davis (davis239) | 44.89 | 95% | 2015-10-31 |
| 25203. | josmit (assassin6757674) | 44.88 | 96% | 2017-10-17 |
| 25204. | Elaine (elainehuang) | 44.88 | 96.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 25205. | Surya (surya_p) | 44.88 | 96% | 2021-05-15 |
| 25206. | baekos (baekos) | 44.88 | 95% | 2021-05-20 |
| 25207. | Naimur (nrriaz) | 44.87 | 98% | 2017-08-10 |
| 25208. | Joseph (hullsuperstar) | 44.87 | 94% | 2022-06-25 |
| 25209. | Karnouk (karnouk) | 44.86 | 96% | 2016-03-30 |
| 25210. | Md. Tahsinul Anwar (tahsinu... | 44.83 | 95% | 2020-07-08 |
| 25211. | Vikram (galvarino_) | 44.83 | 94% | 2021-09-08 |
| 25212. | Maximus (maxthetax) | 44.83 | 93% | 2021-06-09 |
| 25213. | cargo (cargoishere) | 44.83 | 94% | 2020-11-02 |
| 25214. | Kristof (vkristof) | 44.81 | 93% | 2021-03-14 |
| 25215. | sudheer (sudior) | 44.81 | 94% | 2021-01-06 |
| 25216. | Gipz (gipzcow) | 44.80 | 92% | 2021-06-07 |
| 25217. | THE STARDUST (void07) | 44.80 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| 25218. | Joe (cryinryan1) | 44.80 | 94.7% | 2021-02-08 |
| 25219. | Manish (manish_89) | 44.78 | 94% | 2020-12-29 |
| 25220. | April (apegonwild) | 44.77 | 83% | 2016-02-09 |
| 25221. | Stefan (steffannn) | 44.77 | 87% | 2015-04-09 |
| 25222. | Sergey (sergeyvdovin) | 44.77 | 97% | 2016-01-17 |
| 25223. | Julien (open_sesame) | 44.76 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 25224. | shard (enabenatso) | 44.76 | 95% | 2022-12-26 |
| 25225. | Raftar (nirajarya24) | 44.76 | 96% | 2016-05-21 |
| 25226. | Rainman (rainman011118) | 44.75 | 99% | 2020-08-11 |
| 25227. | Tyronaught (tyronaught) | 44.75 | 97% | 2015-04-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |