So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4862. | Keys (keys002) | 99.63 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 4863. | Ultimate_Coder (ultimate_co... | 99.63 | 97.1% | 2023-10-06 |
| 4864. | BE4ST (jb2k1) | 99.63 | 99% | 2020-06-04 |
| 4865. | Tracey (traceyk) | 99.63 | — | 2008-11-09 |
| 4866. | VYCanis (vycanis55) | 99.62 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
| 4867. | dhong44 (daniel_hong) | 99.62 | 98% | 2016-01-26 |
| 4868. | Fouric (fouric) | 99.62 | 99% | 2016-05-26 |
| 4869. | Karen (khameljan) | 99.62 | — | 2010-08-28 |
| 4870. | Namekuji (saltslug) | 99.62 | 97% | 2011-10-08 |
| 4871. | Ja-kobe (jrutz26) | 99.61 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 4872. | lost soul (noselection) | 99.61 | 98% | 2011-07-07 |
| 4873. | James (gemvoo) | 99.60 | 99% | 2021-10-12 |
| 4874. | Coder100 (coder_onehundred) | 99.60 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 4875. | Cube (cubedl) | 99.59 | 96.1% | 2021-01-29 |
| 4876. | Chet (chetbaker) | 99.59 | 97% | 2021-06-27 |
| 4877. | Leo (schweden) | 99.59 | 99% | 2011-06-21 |
| 4878. | Bryant (arcadeshift) | 99.58 | 96% | 2016-03-24 |
| 4879. | Andrew (subversiveasset) | 99.58 | 97% | 2012-07-05 |
| 4880. | V (mopster) | 99.58 | 96% | 2014-11-01 |
| 4881. | Aibrys (aibrys) | 99.58 | 98% | 2018-05-27 |
| 4882. | Vanq5 (vanquisher5) | 99.57 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| 4883. | Theo (thegreatestofalltime) | 99.57 | 96% | 2012-10-21 |
| 4884. | Chibichan (supersam317) | 99.57 | 99% | 2021-04-29 |
| 4885. | Daniel (intangiblesniper) | 99.56 | 95% | 2014-10-10 |
| 4886. | A L E X (alyx11445) | 99.56 | 100% | 2017-08-01 |
| 4887. | Robert (pizzatyper23) | 99.55 | 99% | 2021-10-01 |
| 4888. | Free Palestine (rollno14) | 99.55 | 98% | 2022-04-17 |
| 4889. | Djaenk (djaenk) | 99.55 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
| 4890. | Christian (theonehue) | 99.54 | 98% | 2021-06-20 |
| 4891. | RakeLife (rakelife) | 99.54 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |