The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10676. | Matt (mattk) | 87.74 | — | 2009-05-02 |
| 10677. | Blanket (michaelis105) | 87.74 | 93% | 2012-11-16 |
| 10678. | Héctor (hectoriano) | 87.74 | 96% | 2013-03-10 |
| 10679. | Micah (igneusmanus) | 87.73 | 98% | 2021-06-21 |
| 10680. | colemak23342 (guddhist) | 87.73 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
| 10681. | TT (ttplaya_02) | 87.73 | 95.9% | 2023-06-23 |
| 10682. | Michael (generalcam) | 87.73 | 96% | 2016-06-06 |
| 10683. | Siretu (siretu) | 87.73 | 96% | 2014-06-11 |
| 10684. | Anony (sqisz1) | 87.72 | 96% | 2019-06-06 |
| 10685. | Molasses (practice12_3) | 87.72 | 96% | 2021-07-11 |
| 10686. | MJ (smaji182) | 87.72 | 98% | 2017-07-18 |
| 10687. | Mike Hunt (taimantypesfast) | 87.71 | 98% | 2023-05-13 |
| 10688. | Andrey (andre_macareno) | 87.71 | — | 2010-06-11 |
| 10689. | Miki (prevailer) | 87.71 | — | 2009-08-22 |
| 10690. | Dennis (mwaweru) | 87.71 | 99% | 2012-06-24 |
| 10691. | Landon (lchu613) | 87.71 | 94% | 2016-02-28 |
| 10692. | Simon (subrak) | 87.70 | 85% | 2015-09-15 |
| 10693. | ccotr_aops (ccotr_aops) | 87.70 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 10694. | Eddie (eddie_08) | 87.70 | 97% | 2023-07-27 |
| 10695. | Iftekhar (iftekhar2495) | 87.70 | 97% | 2020-07-19 |
| 10696. | David (dmcchan) | 87.70 | 95% | 2014-07-22 |
| 10697. | Pria (dareldomu) | 87.70 | 99% | 2014-12-11 |
| 10698. | Jeff (golddragon4) | 87.69 | 97% | 2019-03-30 |
| 10699. | Nick (dinedhil) | 87.69 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 10700. | Tyler (tjking12) | 87.69 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 10701. | Ben (sworkles) | 87.69 | — | 2011-01-27 |
| 10702. | Pbev (pbev) | 87.69 | 93% | 2017-04-21 |
| 10703. | EMMS (pacific) | 87.69 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 10704. | Zviad (ზვიად) (ha... | 87.69 | 98% | 2014-09-14 |
| 10705. | Mo (mosidhom) | 87.68 | 98% | 2023-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |