Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 916. | (john404) | 123.42 | 98% | 2012-05-21 |
| 917. | (jessekaisermusic) | 123.42 | 99% | 2021-08-07 |
| 918. | (jayden82) | 123.41 | 98% | 2020-04-30 |
| 919. | Inferno (mohmadrid0) | 123.40 | 99% | 2022-03-25 |
| 920. | (macsen1223) | 123.39 | 18% | 2017-05-19 |
| 921. | DANCE IN THE GAME (laaas) | 123.39 | 96% | 2023-03-17 |
| 922. | Mark (kdak) | 123.38 | 92% | 2012-11-01 |
| 923. | (majhatiger) | 123.38 | 98% | 2014-09-28 |
| 924. | (dridven) | 123.37 | 97% | 2017-05-21 |
| 925. | (han2000) | 123.34 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
| 926. | Finn (finn_r) | 123.33 | 99% | 2021-04-07 |
| 927. | (twitchtv_whydnatv) | 123.31 | 99% | 2016-01-15 |
| 928. | Financier (darkmonk) | 123.30 | 98% | 2017-05-17 |
| 929. | (mipsulii) | 123.29 | 99% | 2013-02-18 |
| 930. | (dillonhenrie) | 123.28 | 97% | 2011-05-19 |
| 931. | (boniface) | 123.27 | — | 2009-05-30 |
| 932. | (ctgap) | 123.26 | 99% | 2022-07-08 |
| 933. | (skanide) | 123.26 | 97.4% | 2023-09-05 |
| 934. | Subler (subler) | 123.26 | 97% | 2013-12-21 |
| 935. | (aboveandbeyond) | 123.24 | 96% | 2016-06-28 |
| 936. | a (iratsaz) | 123.24 | 98% | 2012-04-28 |
| 937. | (sentrosi) | 123.23 | 99% | 2013-02-25 |
| 938. | Guest (sweetheart1217) | 123.22 | 98% | 2016-02-03 |
| 939. | (dhnguyen66) | 123.20 | — | 2011-04-06 |
| 940. | (maididai) | 123.20 | 97% | 2014-11-16 |
| 941. | (fever) | 123.19 | 96% | 2013-09-04 |
| 942. | (nonquitvinpho) | 123.19 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 943. | (scottee) | 123.17 | 100% | 2013-03-28 |
| 944. | (legeometry) | 123.17 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
| 945. | (davidj123256) | 123.15 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |