So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13602. | (hackthemoon) | 78.39 | 97% | 2022-10-08 |
| 13603. | (mozes) | 78.39 | — | 2009-04-17 |
| 13604. | (fayazalilashari) | 78.39 | 96% | 2011-09-15 |
| 13605. | (abhay_hadez) | 78.38 | 96% | 2021-10-10 |
| 13606. | (yesbutactuallyno) | 78.38 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 13607. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 78.38 | 97.4% | 2023-10-27 |
| 13608. | Thuan (cloud9) | 78.38 | — | 2008-11-23 |
| 13609. | (bobderbauer) | 78.38 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
| 13610. | (knightpikachu) | 78.38 | 96% | 2018-10-24 |
| 13611. | (reyybruh) | 78.38 | 96% | 2022-01-18 |
| 13612. | (shadosavage) | 78.38 | 93% | 2016-12-31 |
| 13613. | Sean (zaynehasgills) | 78.37 | 95% | 2022-07-14 |
| 13614. | Ayush (ayuza3k) | 78.37 | 97% | 2023-04-17 |
| 13615. | (benay127) | 78.37 | 97% | 2020-02-11 |
| 13616. | Martin (kompik) | 78.37 | 98% | 2013-01-02 |
| 13617. | Peter (perokema) | 78.37 | 98% | 2013-02-23 |
| 13618. | Calvin Low (benderium_123) | 78.36 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 13619. | Nonstoplink (nonstoplink2) | 78.36 | 94% | 2021-10-06 |
| 13620. | (enpitsu_k) | 78.36 | 99% | 2022-12-30 |
| 13621. | G@meCh@nger (satat) | 78.36 | 96.2% | 2023-09-23 |
| 13622. | (tt3al3a) | 78.36 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
| 13623. | (sknifey) | 78.36 | 96% | 2019-03-05 |
| 13624. | (gamefanatic007) | 78.36 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
| 13625. | Saoubin (subin_) | 78.36 | 98% | 2015-10-01 |
| 13626. | Dan (gaiusbaltar) | 78.36 | 86% | 2011-12-11 |
| 13627. | (personinexistence) | 78.35 | 97.7% | 2021-02-21 |
| 13628. | PropheticNPC (potencity) | 78.35 | 96.9% | 2023-08-18 |
| 13629. | (hurricane14) | 78.35 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 13630. | Connor (bigringlover) | 78.35 | 97.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 13631. | (meteorslayer) | 78.35 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |