I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2892. | Gabriel (akgabe) | 72.85 | 97% | 2023-04-28 |
| 2893. | hot (hotsingle) | 72.83 | 94.8% | 2024-01-02 |
| 2894. | ScholarGoblin (scholargoblin) | 72.80 | 96.6% | 2024-08-07 |
| 2895. | g0os3 (g0os3) | 72.80 | 95% | 2024-08-18 |
| 2896. | e-ugovor.rs (ufo_lander_and... | 72.78 | 94.9% | 2024-03-15 |
| 2897. | Rift026 (rift026) | 72.78 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
| 2898. | Musta (mustaghami) | 72.74 | 97.8% | 2023-09-10 |
| 2899. | demonkilla (demonkilla) | 72.71 | 96% | 2025-05-18 |
| 2900. | BladeRunner (poboy1) | 72.69 | 96% | 2024-04-25 |
| 2901. | Golden0wnz (golden0wnz) | 72.67 | 96.5% | 2025-02-15 |
| 2902. | Joaquín (joaquin08) | 72.67 | 95% | 2024-01-17 |
| 2903. | İsmail (hezarfen_13) | 72.66 | 96% | 2024-05-14 |
| 2904. | tstats[beedi] (beedi) | 72.62 | 95.6% | 2023-10-09 |
| 2905. | Geese (geese955) | 72.61 | 96.4% | 2023-11-03 |
| 2906. | Pat (drmrprofpatric) | 72.59 | 97% | 2024-10-09 |
| 2907. | alex (tene3) | 72.59 | 95% | 2025-03-15 |
| 2908. | Subbesh yadav (subeshyadav) | 72.58 | 94.1% | 2024-05-19 |
| 2909. | rocky (rockybhai__) | 72.58 | 95.6% | 2024-04-11 |
| 2910. | mack (zeno_00) | 72.55 | 95.1% | 2023-11-11 |
| 2911. | adverb (adverb7) | 72.54 | 95.1% | 2023-10-20 |
| 2912. | Master (master_2010) | 72.52 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2913. | typeMonkey (type_monkey_fast) | 72.48 | 96.5% | 2024-12-05 |
| 2914. | siraphat (lawiet975) | 72.48 | 94.7% | 2024-08-23 |
| 2915. | LIVELI (liveli123) | 72.48 | 96.8% | 2023-10-25 |
| 2916. | Dimar (noobtyperhehe) | 72.48 | 95.7% | 2024-07-12 |
| 2917. | Cristian (crism123dm) | 72.48 | 96% | 2023-11-24 |
| 2918. | Amr (amrstien) | 72.48 | 96% | 2023-07-20 |
| 2919. | kazuma (kazuma1605) | 72.48 | 96% | 2023-08-12 |
| 2920. | JArganLouise (jarganlouise) | 72.45 | 95% | 2025-02-21 |
| 2921. | mustaf3 (mustaf3) | 72.41 | 97.4% | 2024-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |