See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9600. | asad (asadalone) | 83.23 | 98% | 2023-02-09 |
| 9601. | Alvarus (alvaruss) | 83.23 | 99% | 2026-04-30 |
| 9602. | Maximus3537 (maximus3537) | 83.23 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 9603. | RIP RECKFUL (zyphal) | 83.23 | 96% | 2023-02-25 |
| 9604. | Daniel (darthpikachu) | 83.23 | 99% | 2020-10-18 |
| 9605. | dave (fadedave) | 83.22 | 99% | 2021-10-29 |
| 9606. | Y0LK (yolk_000) | 83.22 | 97% | 2023-08-20 |
| 9607. | Tralalero Tralala (mita57) | 83.22 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 9608. | bibbo (bibbo3) | 83.21 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 9609. | decker (deckerk) | 83.21 | 97.3% | 2023-12-11 |
| 9610. | slow (oximina) | 83.21 | 99.2% | 2021-02-03 |
| 9611. | kuamr (kuamr) | 83.20 | 97% | 2023-02-09 |
| 9612. | Evandro (evandrocastro) | 83.20 | 99% | 2023-02-01 |
| 9613. | Luffy (oluffyyyy) | 83.20 | 99% | 2022-08-15 |
| 9614. | Tajwar (dxadcircuit) | 83.20 | 98% | 2021-07-19 |
| 9615. | six seven (saorla) | 83.20 | 98% | 2020-06-22 |
| 9616. | Gavin (tictac67) | 83.18 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 9617. | Rapunzel (subash_) | 83.18 | 100% | 2022-05-20 |
| 9618. | :) (yuuuhhh) | 83.18 | 97% | 2020-09-05 |
| 9619. | Jakob (shaquer) | 83.17 | 96% | 2023-01-20 |
| 9620. | Freddy (k4ppacino) | 83.17 | 95% | 2021-08-07 |
| 9621. | Manmit (manny_the_potato) | 83.17 | 97% | 2021-10-13 |
| 9622. | Jade (rikzjdp) | 83.17 | 96% | 2023-01-24 |
| 9623. | Cindy (cwycindy) | 83.16 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 9624. | deicius (vantaclock) | 83.16 | 94.4% | 2021-02-02 |
| 9625. | Hachemon (hachemon) | 83.16 | 96% | 2021-10-07 |
| 9626. | progress (cmprogress) | 83.15 | 96% | 2022-11-24 |
| 9627. | Darrick (mapleroasted) | 83.15 | 97% | 2022-02-20 |
| 9628. | Baron (baronhate) | 83.14 | 97% | 2023-03-15 |
| 9629. | yabukijoe (yabukijoe) | 83.14 | 97.4% | 2024-12-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |