The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11903. | halfcab (halfcab) | 85.02 | 93% | 2015-11-13 |
| 11904. | Dvorak (xchoc) | 85.02 | — | 2011-02-26 |
| 11905. | (gold3nang3l) | 85.01 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 11906. | Angie (bnlgusterfan) | 85.01 | 97% | 2016-08-01 |
| 11907. | (particoloured_toucan) | 85.01 | 92% | 2015-01-09 |
| 11908. | (theleftnut) | 85.01 | 95% | 2019-03-13 |
| 11909. | mars (marswork) | 85.01 | 97% | 2015-01-02 |
| 11910. | Bee (beejbeeabeey) | 85.00 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 11911. | Andrew (imccann) | 85.00 | 99% | 2019-09-13 |
| 11912. | akeda (gedex) | 85.00 | 98% | 2012-03-15 |
| 11913. | dylan (dbfilmm) | 85.00 | 97% | 2017-09-01 |
| 11914. | W (davanish) | 85.00 | 95% | 2012-10-15 |
| 11915. | christopher "crash" (christ... | 85.00 | 97% | 2013-11-15 |
| 11916. | AxelDT (axman292) | 84.99 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
| 11917. | EO (eo_37) | 84.99 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
| 11918. | Cray (kweikwei) | 84.99 | 97.5% | 2023-09-09 |
| 11919. | (fivehop) | 84.98 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
| 11920. | Styref (styref) | 84.98 | 98% | 2018-12-25 |
| 11921. | tirehtööri (benracer) | 84.98 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
| 11922. | coppuh (coppuh) | 84.98 | 93% | 2016-03-15 |
| 11923. | Loud and Clunky (clunkykeyb... | 84.98 | 98% | 2023-01-03 |
| 11924. | Justin (justinianwonton) | 84.97 | 96% | 2012-10-09 |
| 11925. | aoki (ice273) | 84.97 | 97% | 2013-07-01 |
| 11926. | (homophobic_teletubby) | 84.96 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 11927. | Gitoki (gintoki) | 84.96 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 11928. | Dennis (dennis_3107) | 84.96 | 95% | 2013-03-17 |
| 11929. | (dhud098) | 84.95 | 95% | 2016-01-14 |
| 11930. | David (favidavid) | 84.94 | 97% | 2016-11-01 |
| 11931. | nomansland (nomansland3) | 84.94 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 11932. | (fawh) | 84.94 | 90% | 2012-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |