So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24704. | ez3kiel (ez3kiel) | 61.26 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 24705. | Jay (scuba44s) | 61.26 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
| 24706. | gaddiel (gaddiel) | 61.26 | 96% | 2012-08-17 |
| 24707. | Weezy (weezy) | 61.26 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 24708. | I want to type with all my ... | 61.26 | 89% | 2013-09-09 |
| 24709. | Ruby (kwjthiew) | 61.26 | 98% | 2011-07-01 |
| 24710. | segfault (kdcoetzee) | 61.25 | 96% | 2015-09-14 |
| 24711. | Efthimis (efthimis_milts) | 61.25 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 24712. | starvig (thomshi) | 61.25 | 96% | 2019-03-27 |
| 24713. | Anton (thelegacyz) | 61.25 | 89% | 2013-08-05 |
| 24714. | King Manu (jonahmano) | 61.25 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 24715. | Akira (s_akira) | 61.24 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 24716. | morocco (morocco_one) | 61.24 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 24717. | Mello (mellosaxon) | 61.24 | 93% | 2012-12-15 |
| 24718. | Nhilmir (ztellmir) | 61.24 | 93% | 2011-08-06 |
| 24719. | dan (typosterix) | 61.24 | 92% | 2014-12-16 |
| 24720. | John Harshberger (johnnyboi... | 61.23 | 94% | 2022-05-24 |
| 24721. | Kersey (strythio) | 61.23 | 95% | 2015-07-19 |
| 24722. | asim (asimaf4u) | 61.23 | — | 2009-03-28 |
| 24723. | Abel (n0tnoobslayer) | 61.23 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
| 24724. | Aren (sarckelle) | 61.23 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
| 24725. | cui (blowtiger) | 61.23 | 98% | 2013-02-02 |
| 24726. | Le Hoang Vu (littlekid) | 61.23 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 24727. | Nick (envynav) | 61.22 | 97% | 2021-10-13 |
| 24728. | Speed (yogendrasinghx) | 61.22 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
| 24729. | Ahmed (rumbustious) | 61.21 | 94% | 2023-02-17 |
| 24730. | David (iccyyy) | 61.21 | 96% | 2023-03-19 |
| 24731. | Tomáš (tomashavlasek) | 61.21 | 94.9% | 2023-08-07 |
| 24732. | Kevin (syrius91) | 61.21 | 94% | 2012-10-20 |
| 24733. | vishal (vishalkirthic@yahoo... | 61.21 | 96% | 2017-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |