As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19459. | Zaheer (zaheer107) | 62.18 | 99% | 2018-10-30 |
19460. | Nirmith (nirmith_akash) | 62.17 | 95% | 2023-02-25 |
19461. | Aryan (jeffery346) | 62.17 | 94% | 2019-08-23 |
19462. | Janjay Ean (janjayr) | 62.17 | 96% | 2017-10-24 |
19463. | pica123 (yeeboi) | 62.17 | 94% | 2016-09-29 |
19464. | sendhilkumar (coolsendhil) | 62.17 | 92% | 2015-05-12 |
19465. | Kenyaaa~~~ (kenzaa) | 62.16 | 95% | 2020-03-20 |
19466. | tstats[jack_kuzilan] (jack_... | 62.16 | 96% | 2021-02-01 |
19467. | apolcube (japollopntr77) | 62.16 | 95% | 2022-07-12 |
19468. | Speed (speedking01) | 62.16 | 98% | 2017-07-04 |
19469. | anna (gpanna) | 62.16 | 95% | 2021-05-06 |
19470. | Myro Bryan (iskwagong) | 62.16 | 96% | 2020-09-12 |
19471. | Reaper (666reaper666) | 62.16 | 95% | 2020-04-28 |
19472. | AtomRong (atomrong) | 62.16 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
19473. | Sky (husam365) | 62.16 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
19474. | sil (pandaturtle) | 62.16 | 96% | 2016-07-01 |
19475. | om3ga (om3ga_99) | 62.15 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
19476. | Matthew (strucktech) | 62.15 | 96% | 2019-07-25 |
19477. | SS (ssk2004) | 62.15 | 98.2% | 2023-10-29 |
19478. | Samuel (samuel_3456) | 62.15 | 96% | 2017-07-23 |
19479. | typerchinam (typerchinam) | 62.15 | 98% | 2022-10-21 |
19480. | D (davmarksman) | 62.15 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
19481. | Tommy (darkraiexc) | 62.15 | 87% | 2016-08-25 |
19482. | Dan (chuen6011) | 62.15 | 89% | 2017-01-21 |
19483. | Toby (ybott) | 62.14 | 95% | 2020-11-19 |
19484. | cristian (cristiannm) | 62.14 | 97% | 2018-10-13 |
19485. | Gustav (nationalkjald) | 62.14 | 95% | 2016-02-13 |
19486. | Bitter (bittter) | 62.13 | 96% | 2023-08-12 |
19487. | James (jayuplink) | 62.13 | 94% | 2021-05-17 |
19488. | Alex (alezzzz1029) | 62.13 | 95% | 2022-04-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |